Woggzeh's World

You know what's really bugging me at the moment? What a stupid thing to ask someone, You can't read my mind and if you could then it would make you a witch or warlock, or something really annoying, no, but whats bugging me is the fact that I cannot find Tango Orange in any of the shops in Harrogate (where I live) Has something happend to the Tango factory? I just can't find it anywhere, I need fizzy pop or something of sugary disposition to keep me alive, it's crazy but I really do need sugar maybe i'm diabetic, I should go for a check. I was talking to My friend t'other day (Louise Wener from the band Sleeper, hi Lou) about cool jobs to have and I couldn't really think of anything cool I suggested pop star but she's already done that, I suggested actor but I can't act, (hey, I could do well in Hollywood, Hugo Speer got a job and he couldn't act his way out of a paper bag) so we left the conversation pretty dissapointed, but today while I was having a poo I was reading the Argos catalogue and I decided that the job I want to do is..wait for it.....bet this is an idea you've never had.......I wanna be the guy who takes photos of all the products, It's one of thos jobs where I thought, how did the photographer get that gig?
Another thing I wanted to ask you people is do you know anyone famous? I'm really interested as to who knows who in the world, I see famous people now and again around Harrogate, (Hugo Speer, emmerdale farm people, ) I heard that Liv Tyler lives around here too, If you see her tell her I was asking about her then tell her to read my blog.
Last weekend was mental, I went out in knarsborough with Chris and Vicky and all was fine, all though I'm sure the beer in the 'boro is stronger than anywhere else, then I got back to Harrogate at about 11:30pm wen't to crabtrees then I went to wildcats with my mate chunk (is it mark or craig?) got home at half past silly o clock and woke up at 6, but I didn't have a clue if it was 6am or 6pm, so I phoned Trelly and he confirmed that it was indeed 6pm, I got up had a bath, ate some food and went back to bed untiill 10:30, I felt like shit, so I sat up all saturday night watching re-runs of Terry and June and How it's made, and other stuff, I was quite chuffed at how entertained I was, sunday I just slouched about, went to Trellys sunday night and watched a film, can't remember what though.
This week I've watched a couple of top films, Firstly was Ong Bak, its an oriental kung fu film, no camera tricks, no strings, no stunt doubles, and Fuck me it kicked ass, completely blew me away with the stunts and the fighting. I miss the cool days when I was a lad and first discovered Bruce Lee, but this new guy could whoop Bruce Lees ass (now that would be a fight) The other cool film I watched was The Business with Danny Dyer, typical british cockney gangster goes to spain and sells drugs, but it was funny and really cool. one great line that made me laugh is, "that's Sammy, he's so fucking hard, even his nightmares are scared of him" Delivered in the best cockney accent ever! I actually think that quote was written about me, but I'll never know. So two films that you must see before you die!
I'm working in Scotland next week and I might have to work the weekend so I won't be around to chat to you or update my blog, but I'll be thinking of you.
Take care

Thats All Folks

P.s Thank you whoever sent me the valentines message, I'm really hoping it's from a female, (Miss Wener? was it you?)