Sunday, February 19, 2006

 

We gotta get out while we’re young, `cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run!!

Well I thought I would treat you lot with a brand new update since I will be away for a while and so I won't be able to update, (why use 1 word when 10 will suffice)
Not a great deal to update you with since the last post (friday) Saturday was generally a lazy day, spent the day talking to people on MSN Messenger (I couldn't believe it was working) then went out to town last night and as we were walking into town Trelly got crapped on by a bird. Made me laugh all night luckily it only landed on his coat and he had a tissue to wipe it off, he tried to tell me that it meant good luck, but I wasn't convinced although he did win £2 on the fruit machine! Saw Fiona and Andy had a good natter.
Saw the film Walk The Line, that was fucking ace! Johnny Cash. The man in black, it's a film about his life (for those who didn't know) So yeah, I really advise you take the time to see it.
I'm having a chill out day today then going out tonight because my mate Steve is visiting Harrogate from his part of England (Blackpool or Fleetwood, can't remember, probably neither) so It will be a good night, and nice to see him too.
Oh man!!!!! I had a McDonalds BBQ Chicken burger last night, only cost 99p and it was FUCKING TASTY! I think I may have to have another one of those bad boys tonight!
yummy yummy in my tummy, makes it's way out of my bummy!
then at around midnight I'm setting off for Scotland so thats gonna be a pain in the ass. Never mind, I'll be back soon enough and I'll update my blog for you good people to read and comment (not as many comments anymore. I have noticed!)
Take care everyone, don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Friday, February 17, 2006

 

don't don't don't don't, don't you, forget about me

You know what's really bugging me at the moment? What a stupid thing to ask someone, You can't read my mind and if you could then it would make you a witch or warlock, or something really annoying, no, but whats bugging me is the fact that I cannot find Tango Orange in any of the shops in Harrogate (where I live) Has something happend to the Tango factory? I just can't find it anywhere, I need fizzy pop or something of sugary disposition to keep me alive, it's crazy but I really do need sugar maybe i'm diabetic, I should go for a check. I was talking to My friend t'other day (Louise Wener from the band Sleeper, hi Lou) about cool jobs to have and I couldn't really think of anything cool I suggested pop star but she's already done that, I suggested actor but I can't act, (hey, I could do well in Hollywood, Hugo Speer got a job and he couldn't act his way out of a paper bag) so we left the conversation pretty dissapointed, but today while I was having a poo I was reading the Argos catalogue and I decided that the job I want to do is..wait for it.....bet this is an idea you've never had.......I wanna be the guy who takes photos of all the products, It's one of thos jobs where I thought, how did the photographer get that gig?
Another thing I wanted to ask you people is do you know anyone famous? I'm really interested as to who knows who in the world, I see famous people now and again around Harrogate, (Hugo Speer, emmerdale farm people, ) I heard that Liv Tyler lives around here too, If you see her tell her I was asking about her then tell her to read my blog.
Last weekend was mental, I went out in knarsborough with Chris and Vicky and all was fine, all though I'm sure the beer in the 'boro is stronger than anywhere else, then I got back to Harrogate at about 11:30pm wen't to crabtrees then I went to wildcats with my mate chunk (is it mark or craig?) got home at half past silly o clock and woke up at 6, but I didn't have a clue if it was 6am or 6pm, so I phoned Trelly and he confirmed that it was indeed 6pm, I got up had a bath, ate some food and went back to bed untiill 10:30, I felt like shit, so I sat up all saturday night watching re-runs of Terry and June and How it's made, and other stuff, I was quite chuffed at how entertained I was, sunday I just slouched about, went to Trellys sunday night and watched a film, can't remember what though.
This week I've watched a couple of top films, Firstly was Ong Bak, its an oriental kung fu film, no camera tricks, no strings, no stunt doubles, and Fuck me it kicked ass, completely blew me away with the stunts and the fighting. I miss the cool days when I was a lad and first discovered Bruce Lee, but this new guy could whoop Bruce Lees ass (now that would be a fight) The other cool film I watched was The Business with Danny Dyer, typical british cockney gangster goes to spain and sells drugs, but it was funny and really cool. one great line that made me laugh is, "that's Sammy, he's so fucking hard, even his nightmares are scared of him" Delivered in the best cockney accent ever! I actually think that quote was written about me, but I'll never know. So two films that you must see before you die!
I'm working in Scotland next week and I might have to work the weekend so I won't be around to chat to you or update my blog, but I'll be thinking of you.
Take care

Thats All Folks

P.s Thank you whoever sent me the valentines message, I'm really hoping it's from a female, (Miss Wener? was it you?)

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

 

Your grandma and my grandma, sitting by the fire, your grandma say to my grandma, ''I'm gonna set your flag on fire" {sing-a-long with woggzeh}

An update: Hoorah!
Sorry people of the world for the lack of update, I have been terribly busy (and lazy) so an update has been a while forthcoming.
Well how are you all? I'm fine, extremely tired but generally fine, the reason for my tiredness is that I've been doing nightwork this week. 8pm till very early. Its at a hospital in Liverpool and we are doing the entrance area, as they cannot shut the area off to the public we have to work at night when the stream of people dies down, but then there is the other problem of it being night time and directly above us is the intensive care unit, so we can only drill for 30 minutes to an hour. so we have to drill everything first then install our units, it's hard and slow. but we are getting there. Should be finished in another night or two.
I would like to offer my apologys for my previous post and all the swearing that it contained. I'm sure non of you were offended and if you were offended then I am sorry, but you must realise sometimes I need to let off some steam and I generally bottle stuff up so I might have a few more rants on this blog before the end of the world.
I'm sure my weekend was fun, I'm just trying to remember what happend. Saturday night was the usual saturday night, except we wen't to the Nags Head and watched a band called Badness. Thyey were smashing, a covers band doing Madness and Bad Manners songs, I will definitely go and watch them again, and I checked their website and they travel all over England so keep an eye out to see if they are appearing in your area soon.
Sunday night I went to play pool, got knocked out in the semis (I swear I'm better than that at pool) then I went to 'Fire' at Native State and saw my old mate Andy Chiu. we had a good chat, I had a good drink and was grateful I didn't have work early on monday morning.
This friday I am going out in Knarsborough to see a couple of friends of mine called Chris and Vicky. They got married last year and I think I've only seen them once since the wedding, so it will be cool to catch up and have a few drinks.
Once again, I'm very sorry about the lack of updates but.....you know. It's really difficult to find something to say about your day/week/month that might be considered remotely interesting to a third party reading this blog (thats you). So I hope I haven't bored you too much.
Anyone noticed the distinct lack of swearing in todays blog?
I'm going to go make some soup now, Tomato I think, take care people. I will try to write something this weekend for you to read.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

 

{place own title here, I cannot be bothered}

Well MSN Messenger is being a fucking prick, It has a brilliant game included with the software called the, 'sign out at random and not sign you back in' game. I guess some people love this game, me, I fucking hate it!! I'm guessing everyone plays this game once in a while, but I get to play it regularly! Well it might be a whole MSN network problem because the service status screen wont load, but this is me we are talking about and I do get all the shit thrown, in, if most of the people I know fell into a sewer they would come up smelling of roses (its a figure of speech, I know, so fuck off before you comment) but as for me, if I fell into a sewer then I'd come up smelling of shit and probably get a bill for damaging something. I'm not gonna start having a breakdown and woah is me. But for fucks sake I'd like to get a break now and again, my whole life seems to be one step forward two steps back! I guess this is to create my character, sounds cute, feels rotten. But what the fuck, you know me, pick yourself up, dust yourself off and get on with it. I have to get on with it, why the fuck doesn't Microsoft sort out their fucking messenger service!!! I don't even know why I'm pissed off, I hardly use the fucking thing, I just like it to be there, working, as it should!
I'll try cheer up the mood and talk about work. The job in Manchester sucks, but should be finished by the weekend. After the weekend I have a small job in Liverpool, sounds cool but we can only access the site after 6pm, so it is in effect - Night Work. Hopefully we can knock the job out in a night or two, but you know my luck, I'll still be there by the time my birthday arrives. (July 7th by the way)
As for this evening, well I think I'll be going round to my mate Trellys, he's a professional cynic, and its lucky it's me ranting in this blog and not him, I tell you, he can rant! it's a gift. It's a gift he uses very well and I usually feel better when I leave his place, (but thats probably the beer)
Well Msn is starting to fucking work, I'm actually getting a response from it, I'm gonna make it work and if it fails I'm gonna throw something out of the window, Perhaps Bill Gates, (He reads my blog) Sort out your fucking operating system Mr Gates!! Make my computer work or I'll fucking swear some more you fucking shit C**T.

I think I have said all I want to say for today
Speak to you later you good good people, and don't get stressed out, chill out, like me!

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