Sunday, October 15, 2006

 

Johnny's in the basement, Mixing up the medicine, I'm on the pavement, Thinking about the government

This is a copy of a msn message I sent to the beautiful Stacey in Australia, I wrote so much I thought I'd cheat and post it here and use it as a blog update.
so I went out last night with Trel and Paul, went to crabtrees, it was packed in there and it had a 4am licence last night because it was someones birthday, had a few beerses in there then went onto rat and parrot, it was busy in there too,
quite alot of pretty girls too, nice, had a few drinky poos in there and then onto hogs head because we wanted to watch the boxing (joe calzaghe was fighting) but they had the football on instead, which was annoying. A hen party turned up and started making noise and being like girls are on hen nights so we all left and went back to crabbies.
I won a few quid on the fruit machine and started drinking Jack Daniels and coke (doubles only £2.65, nice) well as usual after about 10 of them I was well on my way to getting drunk, but still felt fine and carried on drinking, we left at about 1am, that's when I felt the effects of the drink, I think the fresh air made me drunk anyway, I was held up by Trelly and Paul and we went in search of Pizza, I got 2 pepperoni pizzas for £5.50, nice. I managed to eat some and also managed to feed the pavement some of it too so I had to eat the second one, now I didn't manage it all so I gave the rest to trel, knowing he would do the right thing and eat it and not throw it on the floor. I don't remember much about the walk home , I do however remember fighting the urge to sit on a bench knowing full well that I would have fallen asleep there and I didn't want that. So that pretty much brings me upto date, I'm awake now, feel fine, no hangover but I am a thirsty little monkey. Gonna have a lazy day today. what have you been upto I like this post I'm gonna copy and paste it onto my blog.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

 

You can talk to me, Anytime that you feel the pain, I'll take the strain, You can talk to me.

Howdy doody doo people.
I thought I'd treat you to an update because I'm bored. So what have I been doing? well as usual I've not done alot, been working and the usual bullshit stuff that everyone says they have been doing when you ask them what they have been upto.
went out with Bullough last saturday and Paul came up from Stoke too, had a good night got home at around 2am! time went really quick but it generally does when you are having fun. Had a missed called from Johnny Arrow who rang at 3am, sorry dude I was in beddy byes by then, you're still a legend in my books though, although if I had woken up when you phoned then I would have called you something quite different!
Been watching the second season of Extras, it's been really funny especially the one with Ronnie Corbett.
So I'm gonna put the cat among the pigeons here and ask you a question that I asked my dad this week and we had a good debate about it (not a mass debate before you ask Dave), so the question that I pout forth is who were the better band? The Beatles or The Beach Boys? now I love both bands but I choose the Beach Boys, mainly because I think they have the better songs, I think my main choice comes from the fact that the Beatles are massively over-played on the radio so they get quite tiresome, That's just my opinion I hope you leave some feedback with what you think. I could also ask who the better songwriter is.... John Lennon or Brian Wilson, now there I would always choose John Lennon because his solo stuff is fantastic.
Aston Villa are still unbeaten this season although we got a stupid draw with Spurs today (missed a penalty and scored an own goal) but all in all I'm happy with them and Martin O' Neill really is a great manager.
I watched Crank (Jason Statham film) the other day and it was fantastic I reccomend you watch it, I've watched loads of films recently but I can't remember what ther were, Snakes on a plane was as shit as you would expect, it's all about a plane that has snakes on it!!!!
Prison Break is on a 2 week break because of the rounders in America, I dunno it could be the World Series which the Yanks fucking love because they win it every year! not one of them realising that America is not the world (isn't that a Morrisey song?) fuckers!! fuck their shitty game of rounders and put Prison Break back on!!! NOW!!!
In other news Kim Jom Il (sp) the Korean Madman has let off a nuclear bomb because he felt like it, what kind of a twat does that? they ain't fucking cheap them things, I know that because I've been looking for one on Ebay.
My next door neighbour is a lazy bastard, his son was doing his homework and asked his dad what a cubic foot was, his dad didn't know but managed to get a week off work with it, I was gonna try it but my dad beat me to it!!!
well I'm gonna fuck off, I couldn't be arsed to do this update but I had nowt better to do.
Hope you are all well, take care people.

Woggzeh!

Sunday, October 01, 2006

 

Runaway train never going back, Wrong way on a one way track, Seems like I should be getting somewhere, Somehow I'm neither here nor there.

Wotcha People,
It's been awhile since the last update, it's funny, all my posts seem to start with it's been awhile since my last update but fuck it, it adds a couple of lines to my blog, I've been able to waffle on about fuck all since I was at school, it made all my assignments look really long and impressive but in truth there is absolutely no content there just words that seem to compliment each other when they are all written down together, 5 lines to say I waffle alot, I should have been a lawyer, problem is I waffled too much in my assignments at school and ultimately failed!
So how are we all?
I am fine,been back to work and it sucked ass after a long holiday but after a couple of days I got back into the groove and the bad moods returned, so I am back to normal again.
Eva (My French friend) is now living in Portsmouth as her University course starts next week, so I wish her all the best for that.
I've been listening to the new Scssor sisters album recently and I must say, I'm dissapointed, If it wasn't for "I don't feel like dancing" it could quite easily be a 'B' sides album, I would like to add "I can't decide" to that list, so an album with 2 good songs is not good enough, I will give it a few more listens before making my ultimate decision on it but the prejudice has already set in, generally, if a whole album is shit from the first listen then it remains shit, (anyone remember the Bravery? Fuck me that was an awful album)
I got the Frattellis album and it's a cracker loads of catchy songs to bop around to, I advise you listen out for, "Chelsea Dagger" It sticks in your head for days!!!!
Today was the Great North Run and Robin and Keelie were competing, I had a look on television to see if I could see them but I didn't, I wanted them to win but they didn't, so that was abit shit!
I don't know why but suddenly I have got too much TV to watch, this coming from me, is quite mad as I don't normally make an effort to watch programmes, I just watch what's on, but it's just got mad now, especially with shows from america, prison break, family guy, my name is Earl, and stuff that's on TV normally, Spooks and shit.
what are you lot upto? you seem too shy to leave messages on the message board and thus makes me think that no one is reading this blog unless you tell me, "read your blog" at least I update!! (comment aimed at Dave and Lee).
Speaking of Lee, his time is nearly up and no longer needs to live on Convict Isle, hopefully he will be home soon (and pay his bar tab, sorry dude we had some good nights out at your expense), Still he phones me quite often and I get endless silly messages from him, so he is well and having a laugh.
I don't know what else to write, so I'll bid you farewell, take care and hope to hear from you soon.
Johnny Arrow, Christopher, not heard from you guys for nearly a yonk, what are you guys upto?
well, see ya later.

Woggzeh

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