Sunday, November 23, 2008
you can do all the things that you like to do, all around underground pick a part that's new.
Hello everybody.
Sunday again and here I am with a blank screen and an even blanker mind. So I'm just going to stare at my keyboard and type whatever comes into my head, I'm not even going to look at spelling mistakes, a kind of blog experiment, just write, yeah, write and write and write, because I can't think of anything to write, a writing experiment about writey writing, this could take some time and get rather repetitive so I'm going to stop that idea and have a little cry.
Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe is back on our screens on some weeknight or other and it's still very funny, the bloke is a genius and I'm glad I found him and then let Bullough know how funny he is because Bullough likes him too.
I ate a Double Decker chocolate bar the other day and I think it's loosened one of my fillings because my tooth is a bit sensitive, I should really get it checked out by a dentist, but I don't currently have one, hence why I had a filling fall out in Febuary and still have a tooth in my mouth with a bloody great hole in it.
Ricky Hatton winned his fight last night against doo dah bloke who I've never heard of and will probably never hear of again, but at least I've heard of Oscar de la Hoye who is rumoured to be Hatton's next opponant, that should be a good fight but I think it's time we said to the Americans, we've got all the best fighters now, so you come to England to have a fight, that way we'll be able to watch the fight at a reasonable time and the fat fucking Americans will have to get off their fat arses if they want to watch their man fight.
The weather has been fucking brilliant over the last few days, we've had promises of severe snow and we've had absolutely none, I tell a lie, we had a dusting of snow on the ground frost thing this morning, I fucking hate the weather presenters, They always get it wrong and they are all cunts, except Keeley Donovan (click her name for her picture)because I am in love with her, oh and Lisa Gallagher is pretty tasty too.
Forcast for this week, well, I'm hoping to win the lottery and I might even purchase a ticket to help my chances, there is a 24 mvie on Monday night, a 2 hour spectacular, That's sure to be good.
I think it's next week that Joffers is playing a gig and being supported by the Bluetones, so if you haven't got a ticket yet and need one, fucking sort yourself out! Click here!
Well I think that'll do for now. Love to all, catch you later
Woggzeh.
Sunday again and here I am with a blank screen and an even blanker mind. So I'm just going to stare at my keyboard and type whatever comes into my head, I'm not even going to look at spelling mistakes, a kind of blog experiment, just write, yeah, write and write and write, because I can't think of anything to write, a writing experiment about writey writing, this could take some time and get rather repetitive so I'm going to stop that idea and have a little cry.
Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe is back on our screens on some weeknight or other and it's still very funny, the bloke is a genius and I'm glad I found him and then let Bullough know how funny he is because Bullough likes him too.
I ate a Double Decker chocolate bar the other day and I think it's loosened one of my fillings because my tooth is a bit sensitive, I should really get it checked out by a dentist, but I don't currently have one, hence why I had a filling fall out in Febuary and still have a tooth in my mouth with a bloody great hole in it.
Ricky Hatton winned his fight last night against doo dah bloke who I've never heard of and will probably never hear of again, but at least I've heard of Oscar de la Hoye who is rumoured to be Hatton's next opponant, that should be a good fight but I think it's time we said to the Americans, we've got all the best fighters now, so you come to England to have a fight, that way we'll be able to watch the fight at a reasonable time and the fat fucking Americans will have to get off their fat arses if they want to watch their man fight.
The weather has been fucking brilliant over the last few days, we've had promises of severe snow and we've had absolutely none, I tell a lie, we had a dusting of snow on the ground frost thing this morning, I fucking hate the weather presenters, They always get it wrong and they are all cunts, except Keeley Donovan (click her name for her picture)because I am in love with her, oh and Lisa Gallagher is pretty tasty too.
Forcast for this week, well, I'm hoping to win the lottery and I might even purchase a ticket to help my chances, there is a 24 mvie on Monday night, a 2 hour spectacular, That's sure to be good.
I think it's next week that Joffers is playing a gig and being supported by the Bluetones, so if you haven't got a ticket yet and need one, fucking sort yourself out! Click here!
Well I think that'll do for now. Love to all, catch you later
Woggzeh.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
And I found that round here In this city That I won't disappear In this city I got nothing to fear In this city, In this city
I tell you, I really need to start writing this thing on a Friday or something because I seem to go blank on Sundays, and all the ideas I had to write about are suddenly no more and weill come back to me once I've posted this or will return during the week only to disappear again next Sunday.
So I want you to watch this, I was meant to post it last week, but I couldn't be arsed to update, just watch it for the Jurrasic Park scene and you'll laugh your bollocks off.
I'm sorry but I've really got nothing exciting to report, I've really got into the Australian show 'Underbelly' which is a true story about the Australian Mafia, it's really well made and a good show although, I still can't get over how un-threatening Australians sound when saying things like, "you know who you're talking to mate?" "I'm gonna kill you" it just doesn't sound right, but still, a very good show.
I watched the David Haye fight last night and it was fantastic, a proper good fight and he's so fast its like watching a middleweight fight, and this guys a heavy! I'm looking forward to him meeting up with one of the Klitschko brothers next year. Last week we had Calzaghe, Last night we had Haye and next week it's Ricky Hatton vs Paulie Malignaggi (I've never heard of him either), so it's a good month for Boxing fans.
That's about it, Everything that's on TV and in the press is now illegal and gets 4 million complaints and means that the only thing allowed on tele which isn't going to cause offence is the test card.
Just found out that Pavla is now a mum and has had a little girl, I didn't even know she was pregnant.
So I want you to watch this, I was meant to post it last week, but I couldn't be arsed to update, just watch it for the Jurrasic Park scene and you'll laugh your bollocks off.
I'm sorry but I've really got nothing exciting to report, I've really got into the Australian show 'Underbelly' which is a true story about the Australian Mafia, it's really well made and a good show although, I still can't get over how un-threatening Australians sound when saying things like, "you know who you're talking to mate?" "I'm gonna kill you" it just doesn't sound right, but still, a very good show.
I watched the David Haye fight last night and it was fantastic, a proper good fight and he's so fast its like watching a middleweight fight, and this guys a heavy! I'm looking forward to him meeting up with one of the Klitschko brothers next year. Last week we had Calzaghe, Last night we had Haye and next week it's Ricky Hatton vs Paulie Malignaggi (I've never heard of him either), so it's a good month for Boxing fans.
That's about it, Everything that's on TV and in the press is now illegal and gets 4 million complaints and means that the only thing allowed on tele which isn't going to cause offence is the test card.
Just found out that Pavla is now a mum and has had a little girl, I didn't even know she was pregnant.
Sunday, November 02, 2008
So, so what I'm still a rock star, I got my rock moves and I don't need you. And guess what, I'm havin more fun and now that were done....
So here we are again, Sundeh!
I'm loving Pinks new song 'So What' I loved it so much that I rushed out and got the album, which is pants! I really hate that with music, the false pretense that one song gives you, I should always stick to the three single rule, which for those who don't know it, if you like three singles from one album then you could spend £12 buying those singles, but the album only costs about 99p more and you have a shitload more songs, so it makes finacial sense, more music for less, unless you are a fan of Oasis, they fucked up the system by making fantastic B-sides to their singles, so you had to buy the single and the album.
The other useless thing about music is that if you are an up and coming band, then you have to pray to God that Bullough doesn't find you and tell everyone that you are great, he's like the fucking kiss of death for bands, I say this slightly tongue in cheek, but I was reading an old NME t'other day and I was looking at the bands and I thought, 'where are they now, Bullough raved about them' Bands like Nine Black Alps, Goldfrapp, Magic Numbers, Royksopp, Hard Fi, I will in fairness, tip credit to him, for a band, that I'm not a fan of, but they are still there in the music scene and they were only a fledgling band when the article was written (2005) but I'm pretty sure I've heard something from them recently, they are called Forward Russia, Then again, I'm being too kind on mister Bullough, if you shout out every band that's ever performed, you are bound to hit the nail on the head with one, pretty much Trellies tactic when watching a 'whodunnit' film, he will accuse everyone on screen, and then at the end, jump for joy and say, 'told you it was him'.
So Joffers has managed to pull off an awesome gig supporting the Bluetones on the 30th November in London, It's going to be really cool, and it'll be a huge event for Jof and I wish him the best of luck. If you need tickets, send me £50 and I'll hook you up.
I often wonder where I'd be musically if Jof didn't move away, I'm not talking about still strumming around with Shooter or anything like that I mean, what kind of directions would my songs have taken, would I have got better? (couldn't have got much worse) or would I have given up and sulked that Jof had written a better song than me? Not that he ever did write better songs, but he would always write something cool that would set a marker and I would have to beat it, then he would beat my marker, and so on..... I'm willing to bet that if we had carried on the competition and working off each other then the greatest song in the world would have been written, but alas, it hasn't been written and so End of a Rainbow sits in a very respectable temporary first.
Went to the Stray bonfire last night to see the fireworks and they were bloody good, once again music was played to the fireworks and the choreography was slightly out, but you can't help these things, the fire was lit and everyone had a butchers at it, then as does everyone every year, we (me and Trelly) buggered off, it was agreed that Harrogate council, should make it more of an event, like getting a fair to come to town so that people have something to do after the fireworks and so that everyone can make a night of it.
Also some stupid thick bitch took her dog to the firework show, naturally the dog was petrified and barked throughout the event, it was annoying, but I can't blame the dog, if I had a gun I would have shot the owner for being so fucking dumb!
I also have news that Pieman has got the gaffers job at the Stonebeck, so I wish him all the best with that, although at £2.90 a pint, I'll not be frequenting the establishment, not when the Gardeners Arms is a mere £1.65.
Well, I think that'll do for this week.
Woggzeh.
PS - Trelly is still having problems with the animal kingdom, especially identifying animals, last night we were watching a film and there was a talking badger on screen which Trelly instantly reffered to as 'the talking snake' close my friend, but no cigar!
I'm loving Pinks new song 'So What' I loved it so much that I rushed out and got the album, which is pants! I really hate that with music, the false pretense that one song gives you, I should always stick to the three single rule, which for those who don't know it, if you like three singles from one album then you could spend £12 buying those singles, but the album only costs about 99p more and you have a shitload more songs, so it makes finacial sense, more music for less, unless you are a fan of Oasis, they fucked up the system by making fantastic B-sides to their singles, so you had to buy the single and the album.
The other useless thing about music is that if you are an up and coming band, then you have to pray to God that Bullough doesn't find you and tell everyone that you are great, he's like the fucking kiss of death for bands, I say this slightly tongue in cheek, but I was reading an old NME t'other day and I was looking at the bands and I thought, 'where are they now, Bullough raved about them' Bands like Nine Black Alps, Goldfrapp, Magic Numbers, Royksopp, Hard Fi, I will in fairness, tip credit to him, for a band, that I'm not a fan of, but they are still there in the music scene and they were only a fledgling band when the article was written (2005) but I'm pretty sure I've heard something from them recently, they are called Forward Russia, Then again, I'm being too kind on mister Bullough, if you shout out every band that's ever performed, you are bound to hit the nail on the head with one, pretty much Trellies tactic when watching a 'whodunnit' film, he will accuse everyone on screen, and then at the end, jump for joy and say, 'told you it was him'.
So Joffers has managed to pull off an awesome gig supporting the Bluetones on the 30th November in London, It's going to be really cool, and it'll be a huge event for Jof and I wish him the best of luck. If you need tickets, send me £50 and I'll hook you up.
I often wonder where I'd be musically if Jof didn't move away, I'm not talking about still strumming around with Shooter or anything like that I mean, what kind of directions would my songs have taken, would I have got better? (couldn't have got much worse) or would I have given up and sulked that Jof had written a better song than me? Not that he ever did write better songs, but he would always write something cool that would set a marker and I would have to beat it, then he would beat my marker, and so on..... I'm willing to bet that if we had carried on the competition and working off each other then the greatest song in the world would have been written, but alas, it hasn't been written and so End of a Rainbow sits in a very respectable temporary first.
Went to the Stray bonfire last night to see the fireworks and they were bloody good, once again music was played to the fireworks and the choreography was slightly out, but you can't help these things, the fire was lit and everyone had a butchers at it, then as does everyone every year, we (me and Trelly) buggered off, it was agreed that Harrogate council, should make it more of an event, like getting a fair to come to town so that people have something to do after the fireworks and so that everyone can make a night of it.
Also some stupid thick bitch took her dog to the firework show, naturally the dog was petrified and barked throughout the event, it was annoying, but I can't blame the dog, if I had a gun I would have shot the owner for being so fucking dumb!
I also have news that Pieman has got the gaffers job at the Stonebeck, so I wish him all the best with that, although at £2.90 a pint, I'll not be frequenting the establishment, not when the Gardeners Arms is a mere £1.65.
Well, I think that'll do for this week.
Woggzeh.
PS - Trelly is still having problems with the animal kingdom, especially identifying animals, last night we were watching a film and there was a talking badger on screen which Trelly instantly reffered to as 'the talking snake' close my friend, but no cigar!
