Saturday, April 28, 2007
Look into my tired eyes, See someone you don't recognise, Blinds that can't be untied, Oh this is slow suicide.
Hey people.
Time for an update, mainly because I was watching Have I Got News For You, and I almost died with laughter at this clip, honestly, I completely fell apart, I finally found it on 'youtube' after a frantic search I found nothing until Trelly suggested going back to basics and type 'floating dog', "that's never gonna work dumbass" I replied and here it is, the result for the search, 'floating dog'.
Made me look a cunt anyway!
so I've been working at H.M.P Lincoln and it's a bloody scary place, I really had the jitters the first few days, there's something unnerving about being locked in and having to be guided round, I tell you, the reality really hits home when you hear those gates and doors slamming behind you, I'm used to it now like, I guess I've become institutionalised!
Whilst on the job I managed to fuck my back up, I had to go to the hospital and was treated for sciatica, I don't think it is that but I had a few days off to rest then went back to work and took it really easy, no lifting, just prepping, easy stuff.
I joined Facebook since we last spoke and it's fucking cool, better than myspace, I've found loads of old friends and old friends have found me, I bet they are so happy to have me back in their lives after so much freedom! nah, it's really cool to hear that everyone I've ever known is still ok and are doing much better than me, (ok that's a bitter pill to swallow but I'm a jealous child inside!)
Have any of you seen peep show, I've never watched it before so as the 4th series was starting up on the tv I decided to see what all the fuss was about and I think it's funny as fuck. It's brilliant observation comedy, I found myself thinking 'it's funny because it's true'. yeah enough about that, watch it.
Villa have just beaten Man city which is ace because my brother in law is a city fan and now I have bragging rights, we've not beaten them in about 4 seasons, they became our bogey team, not any more though, victory is mine and I'm gonna make him suffer.
On a happier note Leeds Utd have been relegated into the first division, Well they can still stay up if they beat Derby next week by a scoreline of about 15 - 0, but we all know that won't happen, nice try though, they battled hard but I can safely say, 'I told you so' to anyone who is smaller than me and doesn't look threatening.
well, fuck it, I'm gonna enjoy the snooker , hope you are al;l well, leave me some messages.
Woggzeh.
P.S Leeeeeeeeee get in touch, wanna know what you're doing, you never answer your phone, I wasted a quid in the phone box because of you!
Time for an update, mainly because I was watching Have I Got News For You, and I almost died with laughter at this clip, honestly, I completely fell apart, I finally found it on 'youtube' after a frantic search I found nothing until Trelly suggested going back to basics and type 'floating dog', "that's never gonna work dumbass" I replied and here it is, the result for the search, 'floating dog'.
Made me look a cunt anyway!
so I've been working at H.M.P Lincoln and it's a bloody scary place, I really had the jitters the first few days, there's something unnerving about being locked in and having to be guided round, I tell you, the reality really hits home when you hear those gates and doors slamming behind you, I'm used to it now like, I guess I've become institutionalised!
Whilst on the job I managed to fuck my back up, I had to go to the hospital and was treated for sciatica, I don't think it is that but I had a few days off to rest then went back to work and took it really easy, no lifting, just prepping, easy stuff.
I joined Facebook since we last spoke and it's fucking cool, better than myspace, I've found loads of old friends and old friends have found me, I bet they are so happy to have me back in their lives after so much freedom! nah, it's really cool to hear that everyone I've ever known is still ok and are doing much better than me, (ok that's a bitter pill to swallow but I'm a jealous child inside!)
Have any of you seen peep show, I've never watched it before so as the 4th series was starting up on the tv I decided to see what all the fuss was about and I think it's funny as fuck. It's brilliant observation comedy, I found myself thinking 'it's funny because it's true'. yeah enough about that, watch it.
Villa have just beaten Man city which is ace because my brother in law is a city fan and now I have bragging rights, we've not beaten them in about 4 seasons, they became our bogey team, not any more though, victory is mine and I'm gonna make him suffer.
On a happier note Leeds Utd have been relegated into the first division, Well they can still stay up if they beat Derby next week by a scoreline of about 15 - 0, but we all know that won't happen, nice try though, they battled hard but I can safely say, 'I told you so' to anyone who is smaller than me and doesn't look threatening.
well, fuck it, I'm gonna enjoy the snooker , hope you are al;l well, leave me some messages.
Woggzeh.
P.S Leeeeeeeeee get in touch, wanna know what you're doing, you never answer your phone, I wasted a quid in the phone box because of you!
Friday, April 13, 2007
I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door.
Hello peoples,
I've not blogged in ages and I am actually thinking of giving it up, I can't be arsed to do it because nothing interesting ever happens and and well, and!!
The short story's too, I think it was just a phase I was going through one hour, stupid idea, I'm quite proud that I achieved in actually writing a short story or two but what now, I didn't win any awards and only two people actually fucking read the things so that was comforting to know that only two people know I have no chance of ever becoming a novelist, not that I actually ever had that in my 'things to do list' it's just.. you know, fuck it.
As you can probably tell by now, I am in a great mood and I couldn't be happier, I think the world needs more cynical, skeptical egotistic, misanthropist, misogamist, Pessimistic pieces of shit like me to make it worthwhile.
While I'm here can I just fucking tell you how annoying mozilla firefox is at the moment, I have a fucking American spell checker on, I don't know how to turn the fucker off and I can seem to get an English one, fucking wank!
Anyone watched that Hotel Babylon? it's finished now but it was really good, nuff said.
I'm drinking alot of oxo at the moment, I really like the chicken ones and the vegetable ones, I drink about 4-5 cups a day and I swear to you, I've had to put another notch in my belt because I think I've lost a few inches around my hips, (fucking hell I sound like some faggotty weight watcher) anyway, I can show you my belt as proof, the beer gut is still protruding like some kind of mountain for which my todger can hide under.
I saw a great film the other day called Deja vu, with Denzil Washington, yeah fucking good, watch it, I won't spoil it for you but it's good.
well, I'm bored now gonna go make myself a vegetable oxo now and do something, I think M*A*S*H ("the all singing, all dancing show set in space" was Bullough description of a show who's acronym stands for Mobile Army Service Hospital!) should be on tv someplace I think it has a channel where you can watch it all day, Top Gear does, it's called UKTV.
Woggzeh
EDIT**
within 3 minutes of this update I had Trelly pop up on messenger telling me how to change the spell checker. thanks man!
I've not blogged in ages and I am actually thinking of giving it up, I can't be arsed to do it because nothing interesting ever happens and and well, and!!
The short story's too, I think it was just a phase I was going through one hour, stupid idea, I'm quite proud that I achieved in actually writing a short story or two but what now, I didn't win any awards and only two people actually fucking read the things so that was comforting to know that only two people know I have no chance of ever becoming a novelist, not that I actually ever had that in my 'things to do list' it's just.. you know, fuck it.
As you can probably tell by now, I am in a great mood and I couldn't be happier, I think the world needs more cynical, skeptical egotistic, misanthropist, misogamist, Pessimistic pieces of shit like me to make it worthwhile.
While I'm here can I just fucking tell you how annoying mozilla firefox is at the moment, I have a fucking American spell checker on, I don't know how to turn the fucker off and I can seem to get an English one, fucking wank!
Anyone watched that Hotel Babylon? it's finished now but it was really good, nuff said.
I'm drinking alot of oxo at the moment, I really like the chicken ones and the vegetable ones, I drink about 4-5 cups a day and I swear to you, I've had to put another notch in my belt because I think I've lost a few inches around my hips, (fucking hell I sound like some faggotty weight watcher) anyway, I can show you my belt as proof, the beer gut is still protruding like some kind of mountain for which my todger can hide under.
I saw a great film the other day called Deja vu, with Denzil Washington, yeah fucking good, watch it, I won't spoil it for you but it's good.
well, I'm bored now gonna go make myself a vegetable oxo now and do something, I think M*A*S*H ("the all singing, all dancing show set in space" was Bullough description of a show who's acronym stands for Mobile Army Service Hospital!) should be on tv someplace I think it has a channel where you can watch it all day, Top Gear does, it's called UKTV.
Woggzeh
EDIT**
within 3 minutes of this update I had Trelly pop up on messenger telling me how to change the spell checker. thanks man!
