Saturday, May 20, 2006
Stranded at the drive in, Branded a fool, What will they say, Monday at school.
Hello people, I was getting alot of earache from you lot for an update so, here it is:
First things first the winner of the 'spot the song' competition was, as I expected, Johnny Arrow, He was the first to get all the correct answers and I was inundated with literally one answer sheet, so the prize giving ceremony shall begin:
Joff you win a bag of sweets, a free chord sequence made up by me, and a lifetimes supply of air, (terms and conditions apply and is not available in the Republic Of Ireland) also if you are lucky I might even buy you a pint. I thank you all for entering and I'll be planning a new competition in a few years. ( can you guess the song for todays update? this is tricky but you should get it)
The big news of the week is that Trellys baby cat, Patch, has had 3 little baby kittens, they were born around Midnight on wednesday night (thursday morning) and they are cute as fuck, obviously it will be much better when I can play with them but I am content with looking at them at the moment and listening to them squeak. So well done Patch for having kittens.
Other news this week, (shit this is getting like the headlines on the BBC) is that a crazed gunman locked himself in a house on woodfield drive and there was an armed siege for 15 hours until the police arrested the guy. Crazy shit, I mean, this kind of thing doesn't happen in Harrogate, it just doesn't.
So what have I been upto, well truth be told, not alot, I've not had alot of work on and next week looks like we have nothing on either which sucks because I need the cash, I'm skint at the moment too and I hate having time off when I'm too skint to do anything! grr stupid stupid.
After having a conversation with Jof earlier in the week I realised that I am the only person who, when I have a boiled egg I cut my toast up into soldiers and then divide them into ranks, I am really the only person to do this?
I'm not gonna write anymore because quite frankly I'm bored and I wanna go watch television, but theres fuck all on, so I'm gonna go sit on the sofa and channel hop and sulk, and then I'll probably make a big sammidge and not want to eat it once I've made it. I know the pattern it happens alot.
Well take care people. Chat to you soon.
First things first the winner of the 'spot the song' competition was, as I expected, Johnny Arrow, He was the first to get all the correct answers and I was inundated with literally one answer sheet, so the prize giving ceremony shall begin:
Joff you win a bag of sweets, a free chord sequence made up by me, and a lifetimes supply of air, (terms and conditions apply and is not available in the Republic Of Ireland) also if you are lucky I might even buy you a pint. I thank you all for entering and I'll be planning a new competition in a few years. ( can you guess the song for todays update? this is tricky but you should get it)
The big news of the week is that Trellys baby cat, Patch, has had 3 little baby kittens, they were born around Midnight on wednesday night (thursday morning) and they are cute as fuck, obviously it will be much better when I can play with them but I am content with looking at them at the moment and listening to them squeak. So well done Patch for having kittens.
Other news this week, (shit this is getting like the headlines on the BBC) is that a crazed gunman locked himself in a house on woodfield drive and there was an armed siege for 15 hours until the police arrested the guy. Crazy shit, I mean, this kind of thing doesn't happen in Harrogate, it just doesn't.
So what have I been upto, well truth be told, not alot, I've not had alot of work on and next week looks like we have nothing on either which sucks because I need the cash, I'm skint at the moment too and I hate having time off when I'm too skint to do anything! grr stupid stupid.
After having a conversation with Jof earlier in the week I realised that I am the only person who, when I have a boiled egg I cut my toast up into soldiers and then divide them into ranks, I am really the only person to do this?
I'm not gonna write anymore because quite frankly I'm bored and I wanna go watch television, but theres fuck all on, so I'm gonna go sit on the sofa and channel hop and sulk, and then I'll probably make a big sammidge and not want to eat it once I've made it. I know the pattern it happens alot.
Well take care people. Chat to you soon.
Monday, May 08, 2006
But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell, I know right now you can't tell, But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see, A different side of me.
Well people, sorry it's been so long for an update, I've been doing stuff, I also promised loads of people that an update would be forthcoming and it has not been forthcoming, or even fifthcoming for that matter, however, it is here now and where ever you are reading this blog ( my guess is that you are reading it on the internet) give out a little cheer that there is an update.
So what has happend since we last spoke? I've had an ear infection and my dad had an ear infection, that was mad, I had a bloody great pain down the side of my face and I couldn't hear out of my ear and I got giddy too, which was fun for about 5 seconds then it got fucking annoying, especially when I am 30 foot up a scaffold!! It has all cleared up now and I'm back to full health, (well a good as I can be, I still have hay fever and kidney pains, but everyone gets that, right?) Hey, I read in the paper that a cure for curing hayfever is kissing passionately for 30 minutes, now don't all rush at once, ladies only need apply, but I fancy giving it ago. I've also got my own ideas to try out, but I'll get you to sign a contract before disclosing what these ideas entail.
So I've been out most of this weekend, went to watch the first leg of the play offs on friday, it was Leeds utd versus Preston both ends, It wasn't a bad match and I think the result was fair, the second leg is tonight and in all honesty, Leeds really have their work cut out if they want to make the final, but hey, why do I give a fuck, I'm a Villa fan, I have enough to worry about. So We watched the game on friday then went down to the Crabtrees and sank a few beers before heading onto Cardinal Sins where there was a 'rock night' I brought some rather intersting rocks that I found in my garden only to find out that it was a rock music night, so I felt like a twat, but I still had fun all the same, went to asda on the way home and got a chicken sammidge, tasty tuck.
Saturday was a pretty dull day, I played my guitar and spoke to people around the world on the interweb, I spoke to Eva, who I think still reads this blog, and she showed me her drawings, and they are fantstic, if not inspired by a crazy mind, I even think we had a conversation about peeling onions while stand on your head upside down in a bath of water. Honestly Eva is as crazy as a coconut, which is why I get on so well with her.
Saturday night I went out with Trel, Dave and Hannah (sorry for not updating Hannah, I know I promised, but tough) and the usual happend, we drank we got merry and we walked home!!! It was raining and Dave and Hannah walked home with us instead of getting a taxi, which was cool, except Dave moaned all the way home and Hannah had to tell him to stop whinging but thats Dave for ya. Sunday was typical sunday, except I went to a party in the evening at Norah and Bryans gaff, it was cool Mr McParty was there as the 'entertainment' I use the word entertainment very lightly as he spent most of the night just taking words that I had said and telling them back to me using the sentence 'you're a ....(what ever word he decided to use)' but then that is what McParty is like and he wore a big funky straw hat so all is forgiven, when the party was over me and McParty went on our way home but not before stopping at the swings on Roberts Crescent and drank some beers that we got from the party which was kind of strange as it reminded me of when I was 15 again except this time I didn't piss in the empty bottle of beer and give it to someone to drink, (hahahahaha, that was so funny, you should have been there)
It's my mums birthday tomorrow, she doesn't read this blog but I still want to give her a shout, so Happy Birthday Mum, I've still got to get a card,
I dunno what I'm getting upto this week, I should be finishing in Preston then I think I have a job in Liverpool and then a job starting in Leyland (not far from Preston) so hopefully I will have plenty of work on and make plenty of money.
So that will do for now, take care people, leave a comment, tell me you love me.
If you get bored you can go through my old post titles and play a game, most of the titles are popular lines from songs that I like, if you get bored then go through them and write down singer and song, the first person to get them right wins a prize, (I'm actually expecting 1 person to be bored enough to try this game, Yes, you Johnny Arrow)
Oh well, You can't say I don't try to keep you busy and entertained.
So what has happend since we last spoke? I've had an ear infection and my dad had an ear infection, that was mad, I had a bloody great pain down the side of my face and I couldn't hear out of my ear and I got giddy too, which was fun for about 5 seconds then it got fucking annoying, especially when I am 30 foot up a scaffold!! It has all cleared up now and I'm back to full health, (well a good as I can be, I still have hay fever and kidney pains, but everyone gets that, right?) Hey, I read in the paper that a cure for curing hayfever is kissing passionately for 30 minutes, now don't all rush at once, ladies only need apply, but I fancy giving it ago. I've also got my own ideas to try out, but I'll get you to sign a contract before disclosing what these ideas entail.
So I've been out most of this weekend, went to watch the first leg of the play offs on friday, it was Leeds utd versus Preston both ends, It wasn't a bad match and I think the result was fair, the second leg is tonight and in all honesty, Leeds really have their work cut out if they want to make the final, but hey, why do I give a fuck, I'm a Villa fan, I have enough to worry about. So We watched the game on friday then went down to the Crabtrees and sank a few beers before heading onto Cardinal Sins where there was a 'rock night' I brought some rather intersting rocks that I found in my garden only to find out that it was a rock music night, so I felt like a twat, but I still had fun all the same, went to asda on the way home and got a chicken sammidge, tasty tuck.
Saturday was a pretty dull day, I played my guitar and spoke to people around the world on the interweb, I spoke to Eva, who I think still reads this blog, and she showed me her drawings, and they are fantstic, if not inspired by a crazy mind, I even think we had a conversation about peeling onions while stand on your head upside down in a bath of water. Honestly Eva is as crazy as a coconut, which is why I get on so well with her.
Saturday night I went out with Trel, Dave and Hannah (sorry for not updating Hannah, I know I promised, but tough) and the usual happend, we drank we got merry and we walked home!!! It was raining and Dave and Hannah walked home with us instead of getting a taxi, which was cool, except Dave moaned all the way home and Hannah had to tell him to stop whinging but thats Dave for ya. Sunday was typical sunday, except I went to a party in the evening at Norah and Bryans gaff, it was cool Mr McParty was there as the 'entertainment' I use the word entertainment very lightly as he spent most of the night just taking words that I had said and telling them back to me using the sentence 'you're a ....(what ever word he decided to use)' but then that is what McParty is like and he wore a big funky straw hat so all is forgiven, when the party was over me and McParty went on our way home but not before stopping at the swings on Roberts Crescent and drank some beers that we got from the party which was kind of strange as it reminded me of when I was 15 again except this time I didn't piss in the empty bottle of beer and give it to someone to drink, (hahahahaha, that was so funny, you should have been there)
It's my mums birthday tomorrow, she doesn't read this blog but I still want to give her a shout, so Happy Birthday Mum, I've still got to get a card,
I dunno what I'm getting upto this week, I should be finishing in Preston then I think I have a job in Liverpool and then a job starting in Leyland (not far from Preston) so hopefully I will have plenty of work on and make plenty of money.
So that will do for now, take care people, leave a comment, tell me you love me.
If you get bored you can go through my old post titles and play a game, most of the titles are popular lines from songs that I like, if you get bored then go through them and write down singer and song, the first person to get them right wins a prize, (I'm actually expecting 1 person to be bored enough to try this game, Yes, you Johnny Arrow)
Oh well, You can't say I don't try to keep you busy and entertained.
