Wednesday, June 28, 2006
I'm gonna drink so much champagne that my piss goes fizzy.
Well I thought it would be time for another update, (it's been a while hasn't it) regarless of that it's my pleasure to inform you that England are still in the world cup, ('till saturday at least) and if England score more goals than their opponants then we will go through to the semi-finals.
Huge fantastic news from the Woggzeh camp is that my sister is Pregnant and I'm gonna be an uncle, that kids gonna be so lucky to have an uncle woggzeh! I'm pretty excited about it.
What else, Work has been slow but the big contracts are about to start so good moolah is on it's way.
Sunday I wen't out for the football and well a 4pm kick off reulted in me staying out all day and getting rather drunk, but I had monday off, so that was ok.
I got the Johnny Arrow and the cheap day returns album through the post today, just had a listen and first impressions are good, so I'll have another listen later and try and change that opinion, however I think the free badges will sway me to tell you all that it's awesome and you should run to your local music shop and buy a copy, not sure how much it'll be but if you can wait a couple of weeks it'll be in the bargain bin, or you can just download it for free, (sorry Johnny Arrow)
Wimbledon started on monday and got rained off, Tim 'the cunt' Henman won his first round match, I was so dissapointed I love it when he goes out, so next round will be his demise. The other wanker we pin our hopes on is that jumped up scottish moron, Andy Murray, I hate that fucker, he'll be going out soon too. My money is on Federer and Maria Sharapova (but I have a crush on her so I have to back her, otherwise she'll tell me off, haha)
that'll do for this update, short and sweet, (like me)
I promise I'll update quite soon,
take care people
Uncle Woggzeh signing off!
Huge fantastic news from the Woggzeh camp is that my sister is Pregnant and I'm gonna be an uncle, that kids gonna be so lucky to have an uncle woggzeh! I'm pretty excited about it.
What else, Work has been slow but the big contracts are about to start so good moolah is on it's way.
Sunday I wen't out for the football and well a 4pm kick off reulted in me staying out all day and getting rather drunk, but I had monday off, so that was ok.
I got the Johnny Arrow and the cheap day returns album through the post today, just had a listen and first impressions are good, so I'll have another listen later and try and change that opinion, however I think the free badges will sway me to tell you all that it's awesome and you should run to your local music shop and buy a copy, not sure how much it'll be but if you can wait a couple of weeks it'll be in the bargain bin, or you can just download it for free, (sorry Johnny Arrow)
Wimbledon started on monday and got rained off, Tim 'the cunt' Henman won his first round match, I was so dissapointed I love it when he goes out, so next round will be his demise. The other wanker we pin our hopes on is that jumped up scottish moron, Andy Murray, I hate that fucker, he'll be going out soon too. My money is on Federer and Maria Sharapova (but I have a crush on her so I have to back her, otherwise she'll tell me off, haha)
that'll do for this update, short and sweet, (like me)
I promise I'll update quite soon,
take care people
Uncle Woggzeh signing off!
Monday, June 12, 2006
It's coming home, It's coming home, It's coming, Footballs coming home
Hey people, It's finally arrived after much waiting and promises made it's finally arrived, yes I'm talking about the rain. It's been so fucking hot here that I thought I would melt, I've even got my shorts on which is a sure sign that the weather is getting hot, you don't need a weather man, you don't need a temperature gauge, just have a look and see if Woggzeh has his shorts on and you'll know that its officially, 'too fucking hot' Don't get me wrong I like nice weather but with nice weather comes things like bugs, having to have your window open all night and in my particular case a fucking wood pigeon that likes to 'coo fucking coo' from 04:30 every morning, I tell you, if I had a shot gun it would be pigeon pie for dinner!
The other major news this week is the start of the World Cup which England will either win or get knocked out of, I can guarantee you that one of those things will happen, so if you fancy a flutter then get a bet on at the bookies.
I have been watching some war films on the telebox recently and I have come to the decision that the second world war was won single handedly by Sir John Mills, the man is a fucking legend, If it hadn't been for him we could all be speaking German!
not much else has been going on recently, I recently bought a first edition copy of the Bible signed by Jesus Christ himself, I think it'll be worth a shitload of money, I paid 10p for it at a jumble sale.
well I'll sign off now, sorry it's such a short update but I'm gonna go outside and enjoy the rain, I might do that scene from the Shawshank Redemption where Andy Dufresne escapes and stands in the rain holding his arms towards the sky as the rain pours and the lightening....erm....Lightens(?) but then again I might not, I'll probably get wet then get pissed off and sulk.
Lightening Flashes!!! that's what lightening does, not lightens, but fuck it I can't be arsed changing it because I'm lazy.
Take care people
The other major news this week is the start of the World Cup which England will either win or get knocked out of, I can guarantee you that one of those things will happen, so if you fancy a flutter then get a bet on at the bookies.
I have been watching some war films on the telebox recently and I have come to the decision that the second world war was won single handedly by Sir John Mills, the man is a fucking legend, If it hadn't been for him we could all be speaking German!
not much else has been going on recently, I recently bought a first edition copy of the Bible signed by Jesus Christ himself, I think it'll be worth a shitload of money, I paid 10p for it at a jumble sale.
well I'll sign off now, sorry it's such a short update but I'm gonna go outside and enjoy the rain, I might do that scene from the Shawshank Redemption where Andy Dufresne escapes and stands in the rain holding his arms towards the sky as the rain pours and the lightening....erm....Lightens(?) but then again I might not, I'll probably get wet then get pissed off and sulk.
Lightening Flashes!!! that's what lightening does, not lightens, but fuck it I can't be arsed changing it because I'm lazy.
Take care people
Sunday, June 04, 2006
You live you learn, you love you learn, You cry you learn, you lose you learn, You bleed you learn, you scream you learn.
Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored, I've had a headache for about a million years now and yesterday I was really pooly and spent most of the day in bed but then arose at 8pm and went to the pub, but I still felt like shit so I went home early, except, because I had been in fucking bed all day, I still felt rotton but couldn't sleep so I just fucking layed (sp) in bed staring at the ceiling with a thumping headache, bad guts and getting more and more annoyed, so I got up at around 4am, fuck all on the tv so I ended up watching the tele adverts for some step arobics crap that I wouldn't buy and I certainly wouldn't advise anyone to watch for any amount of time, Anyway I felt abit better by 7am and some good stuff was on tv, (trans world sport, DIY shows etc etc) So I made some breakfast and sat down to watch then around 11 am I went to bed, fell asleep but was rudely awoken by the shrieks and screams that haunt anyone who wants to sleep all day, that sound being childrens laughter!! I fucking hate it.
So I'm up now and I still have a headache, I can't be bothered to make anything to eat, I don't know whats happening to me it's like the life has drained out of me, Spare me the pain give me tranquility, oh lord, but I guess my feeble ramblings of self sympathy and generally a damn good moan will have to suffice in what is fast becoming a shit weekend.
I believe it is Jofs birthday around this time so I would like to take the time to wish him a happy birthday and if I'm late in posting the birthday wishes then I'm sorry mate, but I'm poorly!! If I'm too early with the birthday wishes then come back and read this message on your birthday.
Am I a grumpy bastard or do I have justification? maybe I should try to mellow out.
Can't be arsed to write anymore, I couldn't be arsed with this update but I knew I could get a few lines out and that should keep some of the people happy.
Take care people, send me your sympathys, I'll continue my scorn.
So I'm up now and I still have a headache, I can't be bothered to make anything to eat, I don't know whats happening to me it's like the life has drained out of me, Spare me the pain give me tranquility, oh lord, but I guess my feeble ramblings of self sympathy and generally a damn good moan will have to suffice in what is fast becoming a shit weekend.
I believe it is Jofs birthday around this time so I would like to take the time to wish him a happy birthday and if I'm late in posting the birthday wishes then I'm sorry mate, but I'm poorly!! If I'm too early with the birthday wishes then come back and read this message on your birthday.
Am I a grumpy bastard or do I have justification? maybe I should try to mellow out.
Can't be arsed to write anymore, I couldn't be arsed with this update but I knew I could get a few lines out and that should keep some of the people happy.
Take care people, send me your sympathys, I'll continue my scorn.
