Woggzeh's World

Now then my favourite people in the world united under one blog.

I actually have an update for you, I've actually done something different...I actually had a date...with a girl!
Her name is Kristy and I've been messaging her for a while now and I guess she gave up and agreed to meet me, so we were supposed to go out on Friday night but that was cancelled so we agreed on Saturday night instead, 7pm in the pub, I arrived at 6:45 (because I'm an idiot) and my heart was pounding I was so nervous, I managed to get a seat where I could see the football so that took my mind off things in between checking my watch every thirty seconds, then at 7pm on the dot, she arrived and suddenly I felt at ease and I bought her a drink and then did my usual stupid thing of talking about nothing, I had the jitters again, and I was sure she was going to figure out that I'm an idiot and walk away but she didn't, and we had a few drinks and then went to the cinema to see Sweeny Todd, twas quite good actually, I really wanted to do that thing of stretching and putting my arm round her but decided against it, the film ended and we went to the rat and parrot and had more drinks and more talking and I just couldn't stop myself staring into her eyes, they are unbelievable to look at, I'm sure this might have been annoying to Kristy but I couldn't help it, then we walked home, and I held her hand (massive grin as I write about it) I walked her to her door and had a little kiss and cuddle and then I went home, I actually floated home with my head in the clouds, it was lovely, I hope I didn't make a complete idiot of myself and I really want to see her again, So, as she reads this blog, I would like to ask you out again Kristy, preferably soon, and I'll be less nervous and more relaxed.
In other news, my niece, Abigail, has turned one, I can't believe a year has passed since her birth but it has, and so today I am going to a birthday party, I only hope we have cake!
Work is hard and I'm in Liverpool for a few more days then I have a job in Preston to start.
I hope you are all well. Take care

(A very smitten) Woggzeh.

Yes, people, the 14th of January is Woggzeh's World's 2nd birthday. Some said it wouldn't last, some wished it hadn't, but alas it's still here and still going strong.
Of the 24 million readers this blog got when I first started, we lost a few million in the first month alone, gradually evening out at around 17 million readers , then due to no reason I can think of the figures plummeted to a mere 5 million, so I sacked the editor and came up with new ways of making the blog more 'fun' and 'hip' and 'in tune with today's society', once I had all those three worked out, I immediately ignored them and reverted back to my old ways and, well, the figures tell the story, we now get around 30 million regular readers, however over Christmas and New year (presumably because people had more time to read my blog) we tipped the scale at 1.5 Billion readers, So no pressure there then, I would like to thank everyone who reads this blog, I'll try to keep it up to date and I'm also considering selling out and putting up advertising to make me some pennies, I'll leave it to you, should I advertise on this blog? will you click the adverts when you visit, I would like to call it payment for the good service I provide to you, but after all, this blog is as much yours as it is mine, so tell me what you think.
So what have I been doing?
Well I'm slowly coming down from when Noel Gallagher saw me, and I've played Snooker today, first time since last year and it wasn't great, although we did manage to play three games in an hour, which is fast for us, because we are usually shit, I won 2-1.
Facebook has taken up a lot of my time because I was bored and so I went through everyone's profile and shut down all the boring applications you have on there such as, 'how stupid is my dog' and 'guess my pin number' applications that looked like fun when you were sent them and so you installed it and then annoyed all your friends by sending the application on to them, Well, I've shut it down on your page, so all I see is the necessary details, (books you've lied about reading, films you said you liked because they are supposed to be hip etc etc) and your wall, not the stupid super wall, the super dooper wall or the wailing wall, just your general run of the mill wall, so I can read what your friends really think about you before you delete it.
I managed to get a laptop that had been thrown in the bin to work a bit and so I took it round to Trelly's because he's clever with things like that and I knew he'd get it going, unfortunately, it's turned into a bit of a nightmare and now I'm scared of speaking to him in case he follows through with his suggestion of where I should put the 'bloody thing' (joking), however, where as you or me would have given up, he is a man possessed, so it will be working one day, I just dare not ask when. So all in all, thank you Trelly I really do appreciate your efforts.
I think that'll do for now, if anybody has 2 laptop size hard drives about 10mm, (Trel knows the specifics) then can you let me know, 'cos I'm after two of them to get two more laptops up and running, oh yeah, I might need a caddy too.
Anyway, moff now, got a job to start in Liverpool tomorrow so that'll be rubbish.

take care, enjoy my birthday celebrations.

Woggzeh

Happy new year people.

So here we are in 2008, I feel like I've not blogged since last year! so here we go first blog of the year.
Christmas was fun, I actually got loads of stuff that I wanted to receive, including the books I mentioned to my mum months ago, I thought she would have forgotten all about them, but she came up with the goods. most of Christmas was spent laughing at my niece Abby, she managed to get more presents than I've ever received in my life! never mind, she loved playing with all her toys and wasn't the least bit interested in the paper and boxes, she actually wanted the toys, which was cool, except most of them were noisy and had repetitive tunes and that did my nut by the end of the day!
The rest of the week was a sombre affair, Chris Barker was back in town and I had a good drink with him, he's good and well.
New year was spent in Edinburgh and although the night afore party and princess street celebration weren't as good as the others I had been on, the whole two days was the best ever because I walked past Noel Gallagher in the street! hold on, I don't think you quite got my excitement there, I WALKED PAST NOEL 'FUCKING' GALLAGHER IN THE STREET, I could have touched him, I could have done anything and me being me decided to take this opportunity to meet my hero and so I stopped in my tracks inhaled like I was having a heart attack and wheezed the words, "that's Noel Gallagher" as he walked straight past me and on his way towards George Street, I was amazed, I grabbed my phone and texted everyone, I rang Jof and he was excited for me as well, there was a lot of excitement built up in that phone call, he was in the car with his brother going to a party, I have recently read in an interview with Noel Gallagher that he had an amazing new year, playing with Kasabian in Edinburgh but the icing on the cake for him, was when he walked past his favourite blogger Woggzeh on the street, he said he was so excited he couldn't bring himself to stop, so he just kept walking! his words not mine, all absolutely true*
in fairness, my excitement was very childish, but fuck it, how often do you walk past a Rock legend, a man who will be in the history books long after I'm dead!
The rest of Edinburgh was fun, I would just like to make a little note remembering the first night in the travel lodge where five of us sat up drinking in the bar, that was a brilliant conversation, and should never be repeated, but those who were there will know how funny it was.
so Dec 31st and we were all herded into princess street like cattle, we stupidly headed our way right to the middle of the 100.000 strong crown and then got stuck, it took Paul 40 minutes to go for a piss! midnight came and the fireworks were great apart from the smoke which meant you couldn't see them. then we went in search of a pub (same idea as 100.000 other people) somewhere along our jaunt it was decided to go back to the travel lodge bar as it was open till 4am, it was there that I partook in the (now) traditional 'phoning of the Jof' and had a chat with him, he rings me or I ring him, just depends who gets through first.
The journey home was as boring as ever, the A1 is a shit road it's mundane and I hate it, I've done it way too many times.
I've not bothered with a new years resolution because it's stupid, I can take up a resolution any time, I don't need to be bullied into going on a diet by fat greasy fucks just because it's January.
There's a bit of snow today, which is nice, Roll on February.

All the best for 2008

Woggzeh.

*may not be true