Woggzeh's World

Hello peoples.
How are you all, Wow, I feel like I'm writing to the millions and not just the collective 3 or 4 people that actually read this blog. I hope you are all safe and well, you will be glad to hear that I am great too, I feel a little guilty about not updating for so long and someone commented that I should update, so I am sorry for ignoring you (my fans) but fuck you, I have a life to live too and most of the people who read this are the people I see or speak to on a regular basis, But I'm glad some of you are concerened as to what I have been doing these last few days, the answer is simple - Very little, Work through the week, not gonna bore you with the shitty details, but lets just say I don't fucking whistle while I work, I moan and walk around in a grump. Evenings are the best part of my week, and I have recently been watching a show called Prison Break, It's fantastic, It has the same vibe to it as the film 'Shawshank Redemption' so if you enjoyed that film, then keep an eye out for Prison Break, (monday nights, or available at all good torrent sites, but thats illegal and I don't condone it!! :) )
Weekends are spent sleeping and drinking, I feel it is important I do it this way as it leaves little time for me to get bored and into mischief. Although I drink in Crabtrees and if you want to avoid trouble then I suggest you don't drink in Crabtrees, but luckily I have a face that blends in as apposed to having a face that only a fist could love. been alot of birthdays this weekend. (27th - ex girlfriend, 29th ex girlfriend and my mate Pieman, 30th - ex girlfriend) so non of them are getting a card, and lads dont send lads cards because its not the done thing!
Explination of the title of this post is that it's a line from the song 'Bad Day' by Daniel Powter and it's stuck in my head, just that line!! fucking annoying, but it's a great song so I'll forgive Mr Powter.
Fuck it, Can't be arsed to write any more bollocks for you to read, if you want to read more, then get a book. Buy my autobiography it's in all good bookstores, just ask the assistant behind the counter for it, its called, 'This is a hold up give me all your money or i'll fucking kill you!'
have fun, take care,
Gung hei fat choi (happy new year in Chinese as today is their new year 4703)

Laters friends.

Today is the 25th of January, thus making this evening Burns night, so for my tea I had haggis (which I caught myself) neeps and tatties, and I must say it was delicious.
Got home from work quite late today (18:45) and since I set off at 05:20, I would consider that a long day, and it was a hard day, but at least we got the contract finished. I shouldn't moan about long days and hard work, it's better to be busy than being sat at home all day waiting for a contract. No work = No money. But fuck it, it's my blog and I'll moan as much as I want!
Sorry for the lack of posts recently but I have been busy and not really had alot to tell you, so I might post on a daily basis now and again, other times I'll post when I feel like it. Just keep checking back, read the comments, they are 'interesting' to say the least and I appreciate them.
I am working in Manchester tomorrow, got to finish a contract there that we started before Christmas and should have finished by now. It's not our fault the whole job has gone tits up (honestly, it's not our fault this time) but I'm dreading going back, it's worse than that feeling of returning to school after the summer holidays. I would prefer it if I was going to the gallows tomorrow instead of this job in Manchester, but............(looking for a positive note) the job is nearly complete and if all goes well I would estimate 3-5 days work is left.
I think thats enough for today.

Toodle ooh!

Sorry I've not posted for a few days, I lost my voice you see so I didn't have anything to say.
Well not alot has happend since we last spoke, I have been to work which is turning out to be a rather easy contract so I am happy about that.
In the news: England has a whale, I was worried at first because we already have a wales stuck needlessly to the side of our country and the thought of more was not appealing, but fear not it is just a big old mammal that managed to swim to the houses of parliament (maybe he wants to stand for leader?) The whale is going to be taken out to sea and hopefully it will be ok and go on to live a long a fruitful life, I just hope it doesn't decide to goto Japan.
Well it's Saturday once again and I had a good sleep and last night I had a few beers at my friends house and we watched tv and chatted and I think we put the world to right, but just in case we missed anything I'm going out tonight to the pub, probably Crabtrees, which is, in my opinion, still a great pub despite the removals of all the barstools, this is a stupid idea and should have a law against it.
I think that will do for now, hope everyone is ok.

I'm sooo tired today, I don't know what is wrong, I'm getting a good 4 hours sleep a night, yet I can hardly stay awake. Not really much to report from the World of the Wog, I am going to Liverpool tomorrow, which means I won't be in Manchester tomorrow so the builder in Manchester is gonna go mental when he realises I am not on site, and I probably won't be back untill tuesday, He doesn't know this yet (so you now have priviledged information) but I would love to be a fly on the wall in his office tommorow! bollocks to the lot of 'em!
gonna keep this short today, I might add later if I can be bothered, or if I can think of something worthwhile sharing with you. otherwise see ya later alligator!

Hello people of the world. What a crazy 24 hours I've had. I say crazy because it makes the opening sentence much more exciting and means you might read on to see what happend to me, well last night I went to Bottom Of The Bottle night at Carringtons with Trelly, unfortunately it was a really bad turnout and not many people there, it was a fancy dress theme and some of the ladies wore some 'revealing' party outfits, I found that quite good to look at but obviously not as much as some wierd bloke that Trelly spotted who was stood at the bar and his eyes were darting up and down this pretty girls body, It was hilarious, (at least I'm subtle when I do it, at least I hope I am!) but men will be men and females will tease!!!
I would like to inform you that my neck is much better today, but is still a little tender so please keep the sympathys coming, I had some crazy dreams last night that Chantelle and Preston ( from Celebrity big brother) and myself and some other people (whom I don't know) all had to go and wrestle with the WWE, and the wrester teaching us was one of the Nasty Boys (tag team from when I was a lad) it was very strange.
I would like to say a big Woop to Lee, I was late home last night and I was just finishing up some stuff on my computer before I went to bed (sounds good, I was only checking the news and forum posts) and Lee wanted to talk, sorry dude, how is Australia? you thinking of returning yet?
I'd also like to say a big whoop to Johnny Arrow, (I can call him Jof, you can call him GOD!!) I have added his link to the linky bit on my blog, I hope it works. Jof is a great man and a funny man and an extremely talented musician who I hope will go far in the music industry as he really deserves success (and I deserve £100.000 from a tabloid for selling them my story about him). check his blog, leave a comment, make a friend.
I'd also like to say Hello, (or should that be Bonjour) to my good friend Eva, despite being from France she is a very funny girl and writes some of the nicest poetry I have ever read. (She also is much better at English than most people I know including me, making her cool, crazy and clever)
I've had my tea, fish and chips, (homemade) was very tasty and a meal I've not had in yonks, A whole yonk I tell you!
today was a bit of a bummer at work, one of our panels leaked, NOT our fault this time, the Joiner somehow managed to pierce the pipework and so I got very wet trying to fix that problem.
I don't know why I used the Jim'll fix it theme tune lyrics for the title of todays blog, maybe thats why I had celebrity big brother in my head when I went to sleep. ( Sir Jimmy Savillemade a guest appereance) hmmmmm I wonder.

Woke up today with my neck still causing me alot of pain, I know I didn't mention this before now but it's lasted a few days and it bloody well hurts. I don't expect your sympathy but if you could just spare a moment to say 'ahhh poor Woggzeh', then I'd appreciate it.
So as I was saying, I got up as usual at 5am, sore neck, got washed and dressed came downstairs to have a cup of tea, (an essential part to anyones day) and I sneeze and get the worst fucking headache of my life, from a fucking sneeze!!! I've sneezed all my life and never suffered a fucking headache from it, I get Migraines and this was far worse than that pain, nevertheless I took shit loads of Nurofen (I could have put a drug addict to shame with the amount I consumed) and as I passed out on the trip to work I was in a wonderful sleep only to be awoken by my dad in Manchester and the headache was gone, (hurrah), unfortunately due to the Overdose on Nurofen I had also lost my ability to do anything! so I had to sit in the van for a couple of hours to let the painkillers wear off. I got back on my feet just before lunch and got on with my work. At home now, and about to go get cleaned up and changed then gonna cook a curry for tea, I'm thinking a Chicken Jalfrezi, that's sure to be good.
Over and out.

Well, I felt it was necessary to write something today as the whole day has been 'lost in sleep' I wont write wasted because I don't think it is a waste to sleep all day, but the fact that I still have a hangove says that it was a good idea to be in bed all day, otherwise I would have been awake with a really nasty hangover and have been in a really bad mood. The reason for the longevity of sleep is a bloody good night out last night (saturday) went round some pubs with my mate Trelly, we even went to Jacks, a place we haven't really gone to since the days of old when it was called Edisons and our group practically lived there, as is typical with returning to old haunts we chatted about the good old days. All great memories. then off to Rat and Parrott, then to Hogs head, which is now called Nags head, but bollcks to name changes, people still say the old name anyway, 'you know, where the old whsmiths used to be' (thats a pub called Lloyds, no, i'm wrong it changed it's fucking name to Native State) then back to crabtrees, played pool and pulled all the plugs out of the speakers because they had a Dee Jay on and he was making a right bloody noise, He didn't notice that the speakers were unplugged because he had some huge earphones on and might as well have been playing with his 'decks' (see I am with it) in his bedroom,
Then it was onto Wildcats with Adz McParty, who claims to have never been, but seemed quite at home and I'm sure a few of the girls knew who he was.
Stumbled home at about 3am, bumped into every wall and tree and car that was around and now I also have a graze on my head where I used it to hold a wall up as I walked (you've been there, you know what I mean, it's the fucking walls fault) then almost passed out taking my shoes off (at home now, thankfully) and stumbled to bed. the rest (as they say) is history.

Well here it is, I have finally got off my lazy arse and started a blog, pretty shit so far, and probably gonna get even worse as the novelty wears off. It is cold today. I had a bowl of cornflakes for breakfast and I posted lots of posts on BOTB forum. I wasn't gonna create this blog but I stumbled upon this site and it said it was free and it said it was easy (2 of my favourite 4 letter words, another one I like is Beer, so if I seee a sentence that says easy, free beer, then I am in heaven) not that I condone binge drinking and this new 24 hour licencing is pretty confuzzeling, Is it compulsory? what if I run out of money. Is it illegal to drink for more that 24 hours in any one day?
It is saturday, I like saturdays because I don't work and I have another day off tomorrow and saturday nights I goto the pub and meet all my friends and we have a good drink and a laugh and sometimes a game of pool.
That'll do for now.