Sunday, November 29, 2009

 

So if you want to love me, then darlin' don't refrain. Or I'll just end up walkin', In the cold November rain.

Hello!

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;

Ok, it's Sunday, there's nothing going down and so I thought I'd slap a few words on this page for you to read.
So I've done all my Christmas shopping and I've wrapped all my presents, which is extremely organised of me and I've pat myself on the back for being good, usually I'm running around at 5pm Christmas eve with a ten pound note in my pocket trying to buy gifts for everyone, while the snow is falling and the children stand in groups singing Christmas carols to the weary shoppers...................hold on I'm turning into Charles Dickens.
So I watched the film Paranormal Activity on Friday night and stupidly I 'got into' the film instead of laughing and commenting with bravado in front of my mates, and so I went home and was jumping out of my skin to every noise and bump and squeak that I heard, it's not that the film is particually scary, it's more to do with what you don't see. Which is scarier than the guff Hollywood throws at you, you can tell none of it's real, but with Paranormal Activity, it holds onto that realism and is just plain creepy, and like I said, I got into it and I let it fuck with my head.
Barker is back up in a few weeks, he sent me a text t'other day saying he was going to bring me some music software, I want to edit a few songs I have on my computer and he should have the stuff I need.
Medical: I'm now a full blown diabetic now, I should be starting on insulin shots this week (waiting for a phone call from the local nurse to show me how to administer it properly), so we'll see how that goes, I'm guessing I'll get some sort of talisman to wear, I think if I get the choice I'll choose a necklace one, failing that I'll request a cock ring.
I found this on youtube, it made me laugh.
HOLY CRAP: Just had a scary moment then, I pressed something and my whole post went blank, luckily blogger saves my ramblings (spelling mistakes et-al) every minute or so, so I've not lost anything, but that would have made my day worse if I had, I know this blog is shit but it would still piss me off if I lost everything I had spent so long writing.
Soon be December, I hope you all have advent calendars, I have a regular calendar, so I don't need chocolate treats to help me remember what day it is. (says the diabetic in the corner).

Well I think that'll do, I think the next blog update might be the Woggzehs World Christmas Awards 2009, so let me know if you want me to include any awards.

Toodle Ooh

Woggzeh.

Sunday, November 08, 2009

 

you blow a fuse zing boom, the devil cuts loose zing boom, so what's the use wow bam, of falling in love.

Then now, how are thee?

Firework night last night and it was a bit of a damp squib in more ways than one, (but less ways than three)firstly it was raining and secondly, it wasn't as good as I remember it being, I don't know if it was because there were less 'big' fireworks or the fact that they didn't do the firework display to music, I don't know. All I know is that I started to get bored after ten minutes and my legs were starting to ache, however, teh big finalé was pretty awesome.
however I did take a picture of the fireworks and the bonfire, which I've cleverly linked to the words 'Fireworks' and 'Bonfire' in the previous sentence because when I attach massive pictures to this blog it means it takes forever to get on my mobile phone. Not that I read my blog on the move I hasten to add, I was trying to look something up that I blogged about way back when but gave up when it took too long.
So what have I learned since last time? well not a right lot, I learned that Jof's not a Jew, although I think he's telling fibs.
I had a dream I was in Australia the other day and because I was moaning about the heat, Lee took me on a bus where it rains inside, only problem was it was full of spiders, which was ok because I wasn't scared but some of the girls were, not a clue who the girls actually were but they are very welcome to return to any of my dreams.
Also, did this for Lee because I was bored.....This
I watched Zombieland the other day and it's a bloody good film, very funny and and and. Go watch it yourself, I'm not Jonathan Ross.

I took this picture, I think it's a sign of things to come......Click Here

so I think I'm out of words and numbers and images to keep you amused so I'll bid you fare-do-well.
Oh yeah, I've been getting loads of spam messages, (at least the spam leaves message you fuckers) but I've added a security thing for messages now so you'll need to do that to confirm you are human, then in the message box, leave your bank details.

take care peeps

Woggzeh.

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