Monday, May 08, 2006

 

But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell, I know right now you can't tell, But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see, A different side of me.

Well people, sorry it's been so long for an update, I've been doing stuff, I also promised loads of people that an update would be forthcoming and it has not been forthcoming, or even fifthcoming for that matter, however, it is here now and where ever you are reading this blog ( my guess is that you are reading it on the internet) give out a little cheer that there is an update.
So what has happend since we last spoke? I've had an ear infection and my dad had an ear infection, that was mad, I had a bloody great pain down the side of my face and I couldn't hear out of my ear and I got giddy too, which was fun for about 5 seconds then it got fucking annoying, especially when I am 30 foot up a scaffold!! It has all cleared up now and I'm back to full health, (well a good as I can be, I still have hay fever and kidney pains, but everyone gets that, right?) Hey, I read in the paper that a cure for curing hayfever is kissing passionately for 30 minutes, now don't all rush at once, ladies only need apply, but I fancy giving it ago. I've also got my own ideas to try out, but I'll get you to sign a contract before disclosing what these ideas entail.
So I've been out most of this weekend, went to watch the first leg of the play offs on friday, it was Leeds utd versus Preston both ends, It wasn't a bad match and I think the result was fair, the second leg is tonight and in all honesty, Leeds really have their work cut out if they want to make the final, but hey, why do I give a fuck, I'm a Villa fan, I have enough to worry about. So We watched the game on friday then went down to the Crabtrees and sank a few beers before heading onto Cardinal Sins where there was a 'rock night' I brought some rather intersting rocks that I found in my garden only to find out that it was a rock music night, so I felt like a twat, but I still had fun all the same, went to asda on the way home and got a chicken sammidge, tasty tuck.
Saturday was a pretty dull day, I played my guitar and spoke to people around the world on the interweb, I spoke to Eva, who I think still reads this blog, and she showed me her drawings, and they are fantstic, if not inspired by a crazy mind, I even think we had a conversation about peeling onions while stand on your head upside down in a bath of water. Honestly Eva is as crazy as a coconut, which is why I get on so well with her.
Saturday night I went out with Trel, Dave and Hannah (sorry for not updating Hannah, I know I promised, but tough) and the usual happend, we drank we got merry and we walked home!!! It was raining and Dave and Hannah walked home with us instead of getting a taxi, which was cool, except Dave moaned all the way home and Hannah had to tell him to stop whinging but thats Dave for ya. Sunday was typical sunday, except I went to a party in the evening at Norah and Bryans gaff, it was cool Mr McParty was there as the 'entertainment' I use the word entertainment very lightly as he spent most of the night just taking words that I had said and telling them back to me using the sentence 'you're a ....(what ever word he decided to use)' but then that is what McParty is like and he wore a big funky straw hat so all is forgiven, when the party was over me and McParty went on our way home but not before stopping at the swings on Roberts Crescent and drank some beers that we got from the party which was kind of strange as it reminded me of when I was 15 again except this time I didn't piss in the empty bottle of beer and give it to someone to drink, (hahahahaha, that was so funny, you should have been there)
It's my mums birthday tomorrow, she doesn't read this blog but I still want to give her a shout, so Happy Birthday Mum, I've still got to get a card,
I dunno what I'm getting upto this week, I should be finishing in Preston then I think I have a job in Liverpool and then a job starting in Leyland (not far from Preston) so hopefully I will have plenty of work on and make plenty of money.
So that will do for now, take care people, leave a comment, tell me you love me.

If you get bored you can go through my old post titles and play a game, most of the titles are popular lines from songs that I like, if you get bored then go through them and write down singer and song, the first person to get them right wins a prize, (I'm actually expecting 1 person to be bored enough to try this game, Yes, you Johnny Arrow)
Oh well, You can't say I don't try to keep you busy and entertained.

Comments:
i love you col
 
Update your blog for fuck's sake!

Joking :)
 
This Is New- Probably not a song?

Oh My God- Probably not either, but I'd say Kaiser Cheifs just in case

Another Day Another Dollar- When's this gonna start?

Your letter was only the start of it- Jim'll Fit It Tune

Fishy Fishy Fishy, Where is the Fishy? - don't know, to be honest

you can knock it, you can rock it, you can go to timbuktu, but you'll never find a nessie in the zoo- theme to family ness

Haggis - ???? the proclaimers??

This is the moment that you needed the most - Daniel "fucking" Powter- Bad Day

{place own title here, I cannot be bothered} - Colin "Lazy" Mills

Your grandma and my grandma, sitting by the fire, your grandma say to my grandma, ''I'm gonna set your flag on fire" {sing-a-long with woggzeh} - ditto?

don't don't don't don't, don't you, forget about me - Simple Minds
We gotta get out while we’re young, `cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run!! - Born To Run- Brucey Spriggers

Guess who just got back today? Them wild-eyed boys that had been away, Haven't changed, haven't much to say, But man I still think them cats are crazy - Thin Lizzy, Boys are Back in Town.

Zoom - just one look and then my heart went boom, Suddenly and we were on the moon, Flyin' high in a neon sky-y. - Zoom, by Fat Harry's band, or something

"Well my daddy left home when I was three, He didn't leave much to my ma and me, just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze" - Boy named Sue, Johnny Cash

What a beautiful day, I'm the king of all time, And nothing is impossible, In my all powerful mind. - The Levellers, Beautiful Day

First time that I saw you girl I knew that I just had to make you mine, But it's so hard to talk to you with fella's hanging round you all the time. - Dizzy, best version is Vic Reeves and the Wonder Stuff

But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell, I know right now you can't tell, But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see, A different side of me.- Is that Matchbox 20? Not sure of the song. It's shite.
 
close but, Your grandma and my grandma, sitting by the fire, your grandma say to my grandma, ''I'm gonna set your flag on fire" is actually a song, so one more to fine, oh and it's Zoom by Fat Larrys Band not Harry, but excellent effort.
 
i can't claim that i knew this, but i'm hoping if i post it you'll update this fooker

Belle Stars - "Iko Iko"
 
yeah, cunt.
 
i'm the 1st person to get this right. where's my prize?
 
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