Woggzeh's World

Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored, I've had a headache for about a million years now and yesterday I was really pooly and spent most of the day in bed but then arose at 8pm and went to the pub, but I still felt like shit so I went home early, except, because I had been in fucking bed all day, I still felt rotton but couldn't sleep so I just fucking layed (sp) in bed staring at the ceiling with a thumping headache, bad guts and getting more and more annoyed, so I got up at around 4am, fuck all on the tv so I ended up watching the tele adverts for some step arobics crap that I wouldn't buy and I certainly wouldn't advise anyone to watch for any amount of time, Anyway I felt abit better by 7am and some good stuff was on tv, (trans world sport, DIY shows etc etc) So I made some breakfast and sat down to watch then around 11 am I went to bed, fell asleep but was rudely awoken by the shrieks and screams that haunt anyone who wants to sleep all day, that sound being childrens laughter!! I fucking hate it.
So I'm up now and I still have a headache, I can't be bothered to make anything to eat, I don't know whats happening to me it's like the life has drained out of me, Spare me the pain give me tranquility, oh lord, but I guess my feeble ramblings of self sympathy and generally a damn good moan will have to suffice in what is fast becoming a shit weekend.
I believe it is Jofs birthday around this time so I would like to take the time to wish him a happy birthday and if I'm late in posting the birthday wishes then I'm sorry mate, but I'm poorly!! If I'm too early with the birthday wishes then come back and read this message on your birthday.
Am I a grumpy bastard or do I have justification? maybe I should try to mellow out.
Can't be arsed to write anymore, I couldn't be arsed with this update but I knew I could get a few lines out and that should keep some of the people happy.

Take care people, send me your sympathys, I'll continue my scorn.