Saturday, April 28, 2007
Look into my tired eyes, See someone you don't recognise, Blinds that can't be untied, Oh this is slow suicide.
Hey people.
Time for an update, mainly because I was watching Have I Got News For You, and I almost died with laughter at this clip, honestly, I completely fell apart, I finally found it on 'youtube' after a frantic search I found nothing until Trelly suggested going back to basics and type 'floating dog', "that's never gonna work dumbass" I replied and here it is, the result for the search, 'floating dog'.
Made me look a cunt anyway!
so I've been working at H.M.P Lincoln and it's a bloody scary place, I really had the jitters the first few days, there's something unnerving about being locked in and having to be guided round, I tell you, the reality really hits home when you hear those gates and doors slamming behind you, I'm used to it now like, I guess I've become institutionalised!
Whilst on the job I managed to fuck my back up, I had to go to the hospital and was treated for sciatica, I don't think it is that but I had a few days off to rest then went back to work and took it really easy, no lifting, just prepping, easy stuff.
I joined Facebook since we last spoke and it's fucking cool, better than myspace, I've found loads of old friends and old friends have found me, I bet they are so happy to have me back in their lives after so much freedom! nah, it's really cool to hear that everyone I've ever known is still ok and are doing much better than me, (ok that's a bitter pill to swallow but I'm a jealous child inside!)
Have any of you seen peep show, I've never watched it before so as the 4th series was starting up on the tv I decided to see what all the fuss was about and I think it's funny as fuck. It's brilliant observation comedy, I found myself thinking 'it's funny because it's true'. yeah enough about that, watch it.
Villa have just beaten Man city which is ace because my brother in law is a city fan and now I have bragging rights, we've not beaten them in about 4 seasons, they became our bogey team, not any more though, victory is mine and I'm gonna make him suffer.
On a happier note Leeds Utd have been relegated into the first division, Well they can still stay up if they beat Derby next week by a scoreline of about 15 - 0, but we all know that won't happen, nice try though, they battled hard but I can safely say, 'I told you so' to anyone who is smaller than me and doesn't look threatening.
well, fuck it, I'm gonna enjoy the snooker , hope you are al;l well, leave me some messages.
Woggzeh.
P.S Leeeeeeeeee get in touch, wanna know what you're doing, you never answer your phone, I wasted a quid in the phone box because of you!
Time for an update, mainly because I was watching Have I Got News For You, and I almost died with laughter at this clip, honestly, I completely fell apart, I finally found it on 'youtube' after a frantic search I found nothing until Trelly suggested going back to basics and type 'floating dog', "that's never gonna work dumbass" I replied and here it is, the result for the search, 'floating dog'.
Made me look a cunt anyway!
so I've been working at H.M.P Lincoln and it's a bloody scary place, I really had the jitters the first few days, there's something unnerving about being locked in and having to be guided round, I tell you, the reality really hits home when you hear those gates and doors slamming behind you, I'm used to it now like, I guess I've become institutionalised!
Whilst on the job I managed to fuck my back up, I had to go to the hospital and was treated for sciatica, I don't think it is that but I had a few days off to rest then went back to work and took it really easy, no lifting, just prepping, easy stuff.
I joined Facebook since we last spoke and it's fucking cool, better than myspace, I've found loads of old friends and old friends have found me, I bet they are so happy to have me back in their lives after so much freedom! nah, it's really cool to hear that everyone I've ever known is still ok and are doing much better than me, (ok that's a bitter pill to swallow but I'm a jealous child inside!)
Have any of you seen peep show, I've never watched it before so as the 4th series was starting up on the tv I decided to see what all the fuss was about and I think it's funny as fuck. It's brilliant observation comedy, I found myself thinking 'it's funny because it's true'. yeah enough about that, watch it.
Villa have just beaten Man city which is ace because my brother in law is a city fan and now I have bragging rights, we've not beaten them in about 4 seasons, they became our bogey team, not any more though, victory is mine and I'm gonna make him suffer.
On a happier note Leeds Utd have been relegated into the first division, Well they can still stay up if they beat Derby next week by a scoreline of about 15 - 0, but we all know that won't happen, nice try though, they battled hard but I can safely say, 'I told you so' to anyone who is smaller than me and doesn't look threatening.
well, fuck it, I'm gonna enjoy the snooker , hope you are al;l well, leave me some messages.
Woggzeh.
P.S Leeeeeeeeee get in touch, wanna know what you're doing, you never answer your phone, I wasted a quid in the phone box because of you!
# posted by Woggzeh @ 5:14 pm 
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sorry dude, been in the middle of nowhere with no phoneage signal.
back in the city now tho, woop woooop!!!!!
back in the city now tho, woop woooop!!!!!
isn't it 'binds that can't be untied' not 'blinds'?
good call, my mistake, not gonna change it though. Thanks!
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good call, my mistake, not gonna change it though. Thanks!
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