Friday, April 13, 2007
I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door.
Hello peoples,
I've not blogged in ages and I am actually thinking of giving it up, I can't be arsed to do it because nothing interesting ever happens and and well, and!!
The short story's too, I think it was just a phase I was going through one hour, stupid idea, I'm quite proud that I achieved in actually writing a short story or two but what now, I didn't win any awards and only two people actually fucking read the things so that was comforting to know that only two people know I have no chance of ever becoming a novelist, not that I actually ever had that in my 'things to do list' it's just.. you know, fuck it.
As you can probably tell by now, I am in a great mood and I couldn't be happier, I think the world needs more cynical, skeptical egotistic, misanthropist, misogamist, Pessimistic pieces of shit like me to make it worthwhile.
While I'm here can I just fucking tell you how annoying mozilla firefox is at the moment, I have a fucking American spell checker on, I don't know how to turn the fucker off and I can seem to get an English one, fucking wank!
Anyone watched that Hotel Babylon? it's finished now but it was really good, nuff said.
I'm drinking alot of oxo at the moment, I really like the chicken ones and the vegetable ones, I drink about 4-5 cups a day and I swear to you, I've had to put another notch in my belt because I think I've lost a few inches around my hips, (fucking hell I sound like some faggotty weight watcher) anyway, I can show you my belt as proof, the beer gut is still protruding like some kind of mountain for which my todger can hide under.
I saw a great film the other day called Deja vu, with Denzil Washington, yeah fucking good, watch it, I won't spoil it for you but it's good.
well, I'm bored now gonna go make myself a vegetable oxo now and do something, I think M*A*S*H ("the all singing, all dancing show set in space" was Bullough description of a show who's acronym stands for Mobile Army Service Hospital!) should be on tv someplace I think it has a channel where you can watch it all day, Top Gear does, it's called UKTV.
Woggzeh
EDIT**
within 3 minutes of this update I had Trelly pop up on messenger telling me how to change the spell checker. thanks man!
I've not blogged in ages and I am actually thinking of giving it up, I can't be arsed to do it because nothing interesting ever happens and and well, and!!
The short story's too, I think it was just a phase I was going through one hour, stupid idea, I'm quite proud that I achieved in actually writing a short story or two but what now, I didn't win any awards and only two people actually fucking read the things so that was comforting to know that only two people know I have no chance of ever becoming a novelist, not that I actually ever had that in my 'things to do list' it's just.. you know, fuck it.
As you can probably tell by now, I am in a great mood and I couldn't be happier, I think the world needs more cynical, skeptical egotistic, misanthropist, misogamist, Pessimistic pieces of shit like me to make it worthwhile.
While I'm here can I just fucking tell you how annoying mozilla firefox is at the moment, I have a fucking American spell checker on, I don't know how to turn the fucker off and I can seem to get an English one, fucking wank!
Anyone watched that Hotel Babylon? it's finished now but it was really good, nuff said.
I'm drinking alot of oxo at the moment, I really like the chicken ones and the vegetable ones, I drink about 4-5 cups a day and I swear to you, I've had to put another notch in my belt because I think I've lost a few inches around my hips, (fucking hell I sound like some faggotty weight watcher) anyway, I can show you my belt as proof, the beer gut is still protruding like some kind of mountain for which my todger can hide under.
I saw a great film the other day called Deja vu, with Denzil Washington, yeah fucking good, watch it, I won't spoil it for you but it's good.
well, I'm bored now gonna go make myself a vegetable oxo now and do something, I think M*A*S*H ("the all singing, all dancing show set in space" was Bullough description of a show who's acronym stands for Mobile Army Service Hospital!) should be on tv someplace I think it has a channel where you can watch it all day, Top Gear does, it's called UKTV.
Woggzeh
EDIT**
within 3 minutes of this update I had Trelly pop up on messenger telling me how to change the spell checker. thanks man!
# posted by Woggzeh @ 1:17 pm 
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How was I to know it was about some fucking ambulance drivers? When I watched it it had dancing and moon suits, I swear.
Don't go away Col, I love these things, even though they may be very sporadic these days.
Plus- if you hadn't written those stories then they wouldn't exist would they? But you did and they do.
Textbook.
Plus- if you hadn't written those stories then they wouldn't exist would they? But you did and they do.
Textbook.
dont stop the blog machine dude. get it written I like to know whats happening with my woggzeh
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