Woggzeh's World

So whilst we are on the subject of Australia (confused yet?) one thing that really annoys me, I saw it earlier and it's just been gnawing at me whilst I've been peeling the spuds, it's that question, "what is the capital of Australia" and every cunt in the whole fucking world, puts on their 'I'm a clever fuckwit' face and says, "Canberra" and then laughs looks all smug and follows up the answer with the line, "I bet you thought I was going to say Sydney, everyone thinks it's Sydney, nobody realises that it's actually Canberra!" then they think that they are the greatest brain in the history of quizzes, I fucking hate them people, ( I bet a few of you are thinking, that's what I usually say, well if it is you then you're a dumb fuck!) my real point now is, have you EVER met any cunt who actually said "Sydney"? I bet it's a big fat fucking "NO" unless you have asked a child but that doesn't count, all children are thick. The truth is everyone fucking knows that the capital is Canberra, so if you are asked the question in the future, then please, don't act like a cunt, don't go all smug, just say, "Canberra, everyone knows it's Canberra" and when the person who asked you the question in the first place says, "No, actually, most people think it's Sydney" then do me a favour and punch them in the face.

Thank you and goodnight