Saturday, March 29, 2008

 

I feel the rain falling on my face, I can say there is no better place, Than standing up in the falling down, In so much rain I could almost drown.

Au revoir mon petit pois!

I'm practising French, I can't believe how much I forgot, but it's all flooding back to me now, but that's enough of that as all you need to know in French is 'which way to England?' And if you say anything loud enough in France you usually get what you want anyway.
So I'm at a bit of a loss this weekend because everyone has gone down to Wales for little Ben and Claire's wedding, I didn't go due to reasons I'm not telling you, so fuck off you nosey bastard, But I wish them all the best for their future.
So I've had nowt to do this weekend, Friday night was getting tedious, I had done everything there was to do, check emails, check facebook, look at porn, check facebook, read the news, check facebook, had a wank, checked facebook, so at about 7:30 with only my hand support for conversation, (Can't remember if I told you but I've sprained my thumb and it's not getting better) I phoned Matt to see what he was doing and if he wanted to go out, (I didn't tell him that his options were limited to 'yeah alright')
So we went to town, the rat and parrot was pretty busy but was a bit dull, I don't know why, I blame the company I was with, haha! then we decided to go to Yates' so we walked down the hill to find that it was shut! I don't know why it was shut, probably Matt's fault, so I decided on Monteys I got a Grolsch (I even got to open it myself, which is better than when Kristy worked there, I'm sure she opened my beer to piss me off) then sat down with Matt who spotted a friend and buggered off and chatted to him for the duration of my beer, so that was fun, luckily Monteys always plays cool music to listen to and there was some talent to keep my eye on, we left there (kissing McParty on the way out) and went to spoonies, I really don't get that place, it's cheap which is nice but has as much life in it as a dead cat; at least with a dead cat you can scare girls with it, Spoonies is just dull, they need music, although Matt had a great idea of transforming it into a cool rave venue.
We decided to go back up the hill to Native State, but that was shut too!! Matt's fault again I guess.
So we decided to go to Crabtrees, I've not been there in ages, and nothing has changed, the bar staff are the same and they recognised me too even though I was wearing my comedy beard, the beer in there is really good for some reason, trashy pub/good beer. I saw Donna and Kate and chatted with them, Donna is now a mum and Kate is still 'lost' you have to tell her things twice before they sink in and for someone like me who (without blowing my own trumpet) thinks fast, talks fast and moves on, this can be frustrating but she's quite hot so I'll forgive her, then we went to banyan (dear god) pretentious fucks with pretentious hair and pretentious clothes, with their pretentious friends drinking their pretentious drinks packed into a pretentious pub all being wankers, at least you know where they all are on a Friday night though! Then went back to the rat and parrot and met Kate and Donna again, so we sat and had a few drinks with them, then they suggested we go with them to Flares, which I wasn't too fussed about but Matt (a bit drunk) thought it was the best idea in the world, so we went with them, only to get refused for wearing trainers, so the girls went to the taxi rank where they know people and changed their shoes and got in, I tried to get in again and would have done but Matt was stopped again, So he started being a bit cheeky to the bouncers, I explained that my shoes were orthopaedic and he was a bit sympathetic and told me to bring a doctors note next time, he said he wouldn't let Matt in because of his trainers and I told them that his shoes were orthopaedic too and we were on a therapy night out, needless to say this resulted in us walking home.
Tonight (Saturday) has been a bit boring, Villa got stuffed by Man Utd and I have got a bottle of Jack Daniels but no coke and it's raining so I'm not going out. So I've settled for drinking tea.
I've been reading loads of cool stuff on the net whilst listening to music, music I can remember listening to thus far:

Earth Angel - version from back to the future
Somewhere near Japan - Beach Boys
Girl - Beatles
In my life - Beatles
best of me,- Bryan adams
hearts on fire - John cafferty
thorn in my side - eurythmics
she's a star - James
The world you love- Jimmy Eat World
sun and the rain - madness
monday morning 5:19 - Rialto
they might be giants - birdhouse in your soul
Zoom - fat larrys band
everybodys talkin'- Harry Nilsson
faces in a dream - Hurricane #1
the more you ignore me - Morrissey
Nothing compares 2 U - Sinead o' Connor
Up the junction - squeeze

There are more but I can't be arsed to look at my played list.
I read that James have got a new album out on April 7th called 'Hey Ma' So I'm quite looking forward to that, obviously I'll be buying a copy and not illegally downloading it.
Oh god, 'all time high' by Rita Coolidge has just started playing, it's the theme from Octopussy, I don't remember clicking it, but it's actually a nice song.
So I don't know what tomorrow has planned for me, I might wake up dead for all I know.
Sorry that this blog has been a bit, meh, this week but I've been blogging all week, my writers have gone on strike so I've had to write it all myself.
I got a comment on my last blog from a 'female' that says 'hi, x' which I though was cool then realised that it was from Jof (probably) nice try and thanks for trying. I kind of hoped it was from a real girl I like called, actually I won't say her name! I wish Louise Wener from Sleeper would get back in touch with me, she rocks my socks, lol.
Right I think that'll do for now, it's 22:15 on a Saturday night, I've drained my dregs of tea and I can't be arsed writing any more. Gonna go check facebook and see who owns me now, I keep buying people and then they don't do anything, what's the point?
Have a great Sunday, Speak to you all soon.
Don't forget that Tuesday is April fools day, I'm going to Australia for two weeks, but don't tell Lee as it's a surprise.

Woggzeh

Comments:
I waited all day at the Airport for you.

bastard.
 
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