Sunday, June 15, 2008
Doing all I can do, just to be close to you. Every time that we meet, I skip a heartbeat. Always up for a laugh, she's a pain in the arse.
Now then peeps, mah homies, mah dawgs.
How are we all doing?
Well, as I'm sad enough to blog each week, here is your weekly instalment, and what a shit week it's been.
It started off rubbish because I was in Liverpool, a place which I hate with a passion, and the people in it can all go to hell, because it's rubbish, the scum of the earth, And somehow, it's the culture capital 2008, honestly, which ever prick voted for Liverpool needs his bollocks smashing into the ground with a JCB, I honestly believe that you'd have a better chance finding Madeline McCann before you find culture in Liverpool, it's a shit hole.
On Wednesday, I developed a sore throat and the sniffles, which turned into full blown Man flu by Thursday and I had to take the day off, which was a shame because we could have finished the job in Liverpool, but alas, I was at home, with a runny nose and man flu MK2, which no woman would understand, but believe me, it's bad, it's a known fact that men get colds and flu virus's worse than women do, because we usually work through the cold that you would take a year off work for, and so you don't believe us when the real bad boy comes a knocking on our immune system with an AK-47 and lurgi spray.
Friday the 13th, I am back at work and it was shit, we were on a mission to finish the job and were going well until at about 10:30am, I was up a scaffold and I turned around and a wire hanger went straight into my eye, "oh my word, how terribly painful" were not my words at the time, but something similar was screamed by me, my eye was pissing out water, and the pain barrier was fucking bad! anyway, I decided that it'd get better in an hour and continued working, it didn't get better, but I finished the days work and then went straight home to hospital, (reason being that I didn't want to spend three hours in a Liverpool hospital) so I got home and spent three hours in Harrogate hospital, where I was treated and had the red dye in my eye that dribbled down my face and stained me and my beard, but the good news is, while the pain will last a few days, I will not lose my eye sight, and today I'm not in much pain, (although most of you would say the pain I'm in now is excruciating, I'm fine with it) I can't see properly through my eye it's all a blur, but I reckon that it'll be fine when I go see the eye specialist tomorrow.
Collywogs bloggy blog is still up and running and I think that it's only Bullough who reads it, I'm thinking of turning it into a bi-weekly, because I'm running out of material and can't find the time to write more, what do you think? what days would you prefer if it went bi weekly?
I'm sure I had loads to write but it turns out I don't, I tried a 24p Chicken and Mushroom pot noodle from Asda t'other day, and it was pants, so I swamped it with soy sauce and it was reet nice, so I'll be buying more of them and trying new and inventive ways to make them better, I might even post the results here, for my entertainment.
Anyway, gotta go, my Niece is coming over to play.
Toodle ooh.
Woggzeh
How are we all doing?
Well, as I'm sad enough to blog each week, here is your weekly instalment, and what a shit week it's been.
It started off rubbish because I was in Liverpool, a place which I hate with a passion, and the people in it can all go to hell, because it's rubbish, the scum of the earth, And somehow, it's the culture capital 2008, honestly, which ever prick voted for Liverpool needs his bollocks smashing into the ground with a JCB, I honestly believe that you'd have a better chance finding Madeline McCann before you find culture in Liverpool, it's a shit hole.
On Wednesday, I developed a sore throat and the sniffles, which turned into full blown Man flu by Thursday and I had to take the day off, which was a shame because we could have finished the job in Liverpool, but alas, I was at home, with a runny nose and man flu MK2, which no woman would understand, but believe me, it's bad, it's a known fact that men get colds and flu virus's worse than women do, because we usually work through the cold that you would take a year off work for, and so you don't believe us when the real bad boy comes a knocking on our immune system with an AK-47 and lurgi spray.
Friday the 13th, I am back at work and it was shit, we were on a mission to finish the job and were going well until at about 10:30am, I was up a scaffold and I turned around and a wire hanger went straight into my eye, "oh my word, how terribly painful" were not my words at the time, but something similar was screamed by me, my eye was pissing out water, and the pain barrier was fucking bad! anyway, I decided that it'd get better in an hour and continued working, it didn't get better, but I finished the days work and then went straight home to hospital, (reason being that I didn't want to spend three hours in a Liverpool hospital) so I got home and spent three hours in Harrogate hospital, where I was treated and had the red dye in my eye that dribbled down my face and stained me and my beard, but the good news is, while the pain will last a few days, I will not lose my eye sight, and today I'm not in much pain, (although most of you would say the pain I'm in now is excruciating, I'm fine with it) I can't see properly through my eye it's all a blur, but I reckon that it'll be fine when I go see the eye specialist tomorrow.
Collywogs bloggy blog is still up and running and I think that it's only Bullough who reads it, I'm thinking of turning it into a bi-weekly, because I'm running out of material and can't find the time to write more, what do you think? what days would you prefer if it went bi weekly?
I'm sure I had loads to write but it turns out I don't, I tried a 24p Chicken and Mushroom pot noodle from Asda t'other day, and it was pants, so I swamped it with soy sauce and it was reet nice, so I'll be buying more of them and trying new and inventive ways to make them better, I might even post the results here, for my entertainment.
Anyway, gotta go, my Niece is coming over to play.
Toodle ooh.
Woggzeh
# posted by Woggzeh @ 12:39 pm 
