Woggzeh's World

I don't know what's been going on recently, I been alarmingly passive, and more laid back and totally out of character and there is no explanation for it other than I must be about to drop dead. I mean why else does my mind set go from cynical hatred-ness to nice, well I think it's called nice, I'm guessing that nobody else has noticed a change in me, why should you?, but I definitely have and it scares me.
So it's been a while since a blog update and that's because I've been lazy.
I decided to take a week off from blogging after the Prague one, which as I'm not paid or under any obligation to update, I thought was a good idea, so thanks for not moaning at me for not updating, certainly not the people's who's blogs I have in my links column anyway, that would be pot/kettle/black.
Nah, I just took some time, I was going to blog on Sunday just gone but I had a hangover, reason for the hangover was because on Saturday I had a school reunion, and I was expecting it to be a damp squib of bollocks mixed with alcohol and years of pent up hatred, I had images of a 'Royal Rumble' in my mind, I can tell you, but it was the complete opposite, I had fun, it was lovely to see some people again after all these years, the school wankers arrived and left early, presumably to go wank each other off over how they used to be like sooooooo cool.
the rest of the bunch were faces I kind of recognised but didn't really know enough about them to socialise, so that was their loss.
Everyone appears to be doing better than me and I soon got embarrassed by telling people I was a heating engineer, eventually resorting to bare faced lying and telling them that I lived in a bin and gave blowjobs for pennies.
The night took us to Monteys, P&P and Carringtons, I can't actually tell you much about 'Ringtons, because I was paralytic, but I spoke to Barry (who was with me) on the Sunday and I don't owe anyone an apology, so that's good.
The previous week, I had been ill, I had managed to contract tuberculosis, which I'm guessing I got from Trelly who got it from Robin, who had it while in Prague, well it's not TB, but it was a nasty fucking cough and cold and it really took it out of me, I've not been ill in ages, so I was shocked by the severity of this one, I swear I actually coughed up a lung in the night.
Shocking news is that Lee has updated his blog, changed his picture and updated his 'links' column, what's going on dude? efficiency? organisation? are you on drugs?
Sir Joffrey is visiting Harrogate on Friday evening with his fair maiden, during a world tour of Yorkshire, so it'll be great to see him, I last saw him just after my birthday last year, I talk to him all the time, so there is absolutely nothing to catch up on, I'm guessing he just wants a big old cuddle from a professional cuddler.
So yeah, that's it, if I missed anything out then tough, have a good un peoples, I'll try and update next Sunday and then the week after I am going to Coniston again (yay) so there will be another big fuck off update for me to spend hours writing and then you read in 4 seconds and don't bother to comment on.
Y' reet set of bastards ya!

Oh yeah, and Collywogs Bloggy Blog has gone on a permanent hiatus due to the fact no one liked it and it was a pain in the knacker to write all the time. So you ruined it people, not me, I might update it now and again, but really, what's the point?

Woggzeh.