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There's nothing more Christmassy than a bit of Porn.... (click thumbnail for full size)




Hello people, Merry Christmas and all that jazz, I hope you are all well and good and..and...and, well and, without further ado, lets proceed to the now annual event that is the Woggzeh's World Christmas Awards 2008, roll out the red carpets, put on your glad rags, get a drink and sit yourself down because the first award is:

Best Independant Blog 2008:

This award naturally goes to Joffers blog "Arrow Towers" it no longer gets updated but he won the award back in March when he wrote this " How I know Colin Mills" it was well written, totally brilliant and it was about my favourite subject, so well done Joffrey you are our fisrt award winner.

Best Blog Of The Year 2008:

This award, like last years award goes to the briliantly miserable Charlie Brooker, his blog "Comment is Free" is fantastic as is his other blog, "Screenburn" his hatred towards the world and anyone in it makes compelling reading every Monday and Saturday.

Best Columnist of the Year 2008:

This goes to Piers Morgan, most people ahte the bloke but I fucking love him, he's honest, he's a c**t and you know where you stand with him, shake his hand and he'll shake yours, talk to him kindly and he'll be kind back, slag him off and you'll taste his venom, simple as that. The sad part of this award is that you need to get the Mail on Sunday to read his column/diary in Live magazine, but his sport blog is available online.

(softcore) Pornstar of the year 2008:

Alexandra Simwise should have won this award last year but I didn't have a sofcore/hardcore event, so I just went with the first girl I could remember, anyway, I've felt bad about that decision ever since and so here is her award, (if she wants to come and collect it then that'll be acers) you can also read her blog and look at her pictures if you go to her myspace page.
I'd love her to get Myspace and Facebook mixed up so she sends me an invite to "come on myface"

(Hardcore) Pornstar Of The Year 2008:

I couldn't actually think of anyone deserving, so I'm going to double up this award and make it a Lifetime achievement award aswell, and so it goes to Silvia Saint, (picture is safe for work), although she retired from porn in 2001, she is still fucking ace!

Best Comedy Television Show Of The Year 2008:

Sadly this year the award goes to an American sit-com that I've been watching for a couple of years now and I still find it hilarious, week in week out, it's called "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" it's about 4 friends, Charlie, Mac, Dennis and Dee, who run a bar and are the most stupid fuckers every to walk the Earth, great writing, well acted and well worth a looksie.

Best Television Drama Of The Year 2008:

Another non-English winner, this award goes to "Underbelly", the Australian gangster show based on true events, it was fan-fucking-tastic and I urge you all to watch it if you get the opportunity, everyone loves a gangster film, so go watch this 13 part series.

Film Of The Year 2008:

Everyone will disagree with this, but it's my award ceremony so I can do it, so I'm going to award this to "In Bruges" a film with Colin Farrel and Brendan Gleeson and it's just brilliant, so go watch it, because if I write about it, then I might spoil it, but Midgets are fucking funny!

Place of the Year 2008:

PRAGUE! Enough said.

Well that brings us to the end of the Woggzeh's World Christmas Awards 2008, I hope you all have a great Christmas and I'll be back next Sunday with the final ever Woggzeh's Blog.

take care, and I'll leave you with another Christmas picture: