Woggzeh's World

So hey, how are ya?

Sunday comes round so quickly, and I know I haven't blogged since the long and boring camping trip blog, I felt that I should write a few words today just to stop the inevitable comments reminding me to update.
So what? My fish Mo died less than a week after I bought him which was shit, I don't know what happened he just stopped moving and became dead, so that was a waste of £2. The other two (Larry and Curly) are still alive but they just seem to sit on the stones at the bottom of the tank and do fuck all, I don't know what's wrong with them, they might be lazy or they could be ill, so I'm going to go to the pet shop tomorrow and ask for their advice, I can see me spending a million quid on a fucking pet that cost £1.30.
Everyone seems to have swine flu at the moment and all I've got is the sniffles which I have every other day of the year anyway, Obviously I don't want to get swine flu because it's shit, but I'm not impressed with everyone else having it and thus having better facebook status' than me.
I watched that Lesbian Vampire Killers film the other night and it's shit, the jokes are OK, but if, like me, you think Horne and Corden are bellends, then it's shit, and there's hardly any lesbianism in it, which is shit. I've actually not been that disappointed with the lack of porn in a film since I was told to 'take a box of tissues' with me to Schindlers list. Obviously got my wires crossed there.
Just read some cool news that Pat Sharpe ( you know him) wants to bring back Fun House on an adult level so it could be brilliant Saturday evening television, I say it's a great idea and everyone should get behind it and join a facebook group or something to support it.Here is a recent picture of Pat and the Twins, Melanie and Martina:



I've got three teams in playoff finals on Soccer Manager tonight so I'm going to be pissed off if they all fail, I really want Aston Villa to go up because I lost in the final last season to Jofs team. Bastard.
I've found a new favourite author, last week it was Richard North Patterson, but now and think this guy will definitely stay up there in my top three is called Lorenzo Carcaterra. He wrote Sleepers which is a fantastic book, but I took a punt on him and bought a book he wrote called 'Gangster' and it reads like a dream, in fact, so far, it's fucking brilliant. The strange thing is that it's very similar to the gangster story that I started writing, which is a bit frustrating as it's already been written, but also encouraging as it show that I'm having some good ideas, just about 10 years too late!
Well. I'm bored now, so I'm going to have a quick bash on Mafia Wars of facebook, if you've not played it yet, then join my mafia, it'll make up the numbers so I don't lose every fight and you don't even have to play it again, just join my mafia and forget about it. Simple, and you'll be doing me a huge favour.

Right, Moff.

Woggzeh.